I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find

for some reason i thought it would be funny if I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find, yeah it wasn't...

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Unboxing weird video game merch I bought online

#minecraft #unboxing #weird

[skitterly]

5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

[PerspectivEs]

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those

EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks, " apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

[RandoDifferingShtuff]

1:46
“Minecraft: Squish Me!”

“Whatever you say!”

POP.

“… that was loud.”

[CommanderWiggins]

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

[inkibucket]

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

[WereJustCephalopods]

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

[QueenofTNT]

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

[xredhawk]

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

[ryanlovescookies]

4:38 - Bread Pickaxe:
Chart:
Wooden: 5/10
Stone: 6.5/10
Iron: 7.8/10
Diamond: 8.9/10
Netherite: 9.89/10
Enchanted Netherite: 10/10

Efficiency:
2/10

Durability:
4/10

Attack Speed:
(because it is so light)

[broccolycowboy]

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

[kemae]

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No.
But I would do it, too.

[rubberdukielive]

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

[kadenbonnot]

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

[wolfslayer]

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

[Skaaks]

3:48 my brother got that sword at a carnival a few years back. I took it into my room when we got home, unscrewed it, found the speaker, disconnected it, and put the toy back together. It lights up great but it no longer makes sound and that’s how it should be

[muffinhorizon]

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure"
non-casualty: minecraft... big.

[ChesterManfred]

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

[BinglesP]

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

[QueenfluffWasHere]

1:46 “Minecraft squish me! Whatever you say!” **breaks the sound barrier**

[Herbert-ug]

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword