Unlikely things to hear in a school assembly | Mock the Week - BBC

Dara O Briain and the team ride roughshod over another week's news with guests Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.

Mock the Week | Series 13 Episode 3 | BBC Two

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[SoldierofMusic]

One week the producers should like have a hidden trap door where the microphone is. Lmao

[andrewg]

Love the 110% line as I hate when people use that!

[bizarrebunny]

"Emily in year 9 who's just had twins!" Had me rolling 😂😂

[NateSean]

"Someone did a great job in the physics lab. Accidents happen, but next time clean up after yourself."

[meriam]

romesh taught at my school and I wouldn't be surprised if he said those things tbh
Edit: scrap that that's literally how he left our school

[BethAlicexoxo]

I do media studies and pissed myself at the first one😂😂

[eddiemaggs]

Hugh Dennis makes this part of the show!!

[adamharding]

Hugh’s one about the blazer was hilarious😂

[I_am_always_correct]

"A round of applause to Dakota, who won the inter-school decathlon last night! And another round of applause to Mike, who caused a traffic jam and made the bus carrying the guy way better than Dakota too late to register."

[matthewiles]

02:36 - "If you ever feel the need to do drugs, have a word with the supply teacher" that was just so funny!

[Turfysea]

"put on your bulletproof vests"

[alexandercross]

Should have been a comment like "you may be wondering why I'm wearing a gas mask"

[EastyyBlogspot]

Here is a leaflet on the dangers of STDS please read it and pass it on

[Pining_for_the_fjords]

As soon as I heard "the register" I knew where the joke was going.

[SnazzySazerac]

“While we appreciate the enthusiasm of today’s spirit week theme, international day, we ask that the students dressed as Americans, stop shooting your classmates”

[mrnonsense]

My entries:
-I will think fondly of all of you when I defect to North Korea in the morning.
-If any student is dealing drugs, they better have brought enough to share with the rest of the class.

[jamesstudholme]

I bet romesh said that when he lost his job

[johnmillergeetar]

What about "good morning children, would you please welcome Rolf Harris"

[sweiland]

As soon as we get the school building assembled with these Ikea parts, we can begin teaching.

[Zeroangel]

I fund the pringels joke to be the best.