"Hello there" General Calories, I've been expecting you joshuahoughton
"Hello there" General Calories, I've been expecting you
“The senate will decide your weight” “I ate the senate” warmianin_
“The senate will decide your weight” “I ate the senate”
Pizza man: "How many pizzas would you like?" "Order 66" kyleswackhammer
Pizza man: "How many pizzas would you like?" "Order 66"
"I hate salad. It's green, crunchy, flavorless, and it gets my appetite nowhere." cincoboy
"I hate salad. It's green, crunchy, flavorless, and it gets my appetite nowhere."
“Fear leads to hunger, hunger leads to cake, cake leads to suffering.” - Yoda judahoakes
“Fear leads to hunger, hunger leads to cake, cake leads to suffering.” - Yoda
- My weight has doubled since we last met, Dooku. - - Good. Twice the fries, double the cholesterol. - amjan
- My weight has doubled since we last met, Dooku. - - Good. Twice the fries, double the cholesterol. -
“I saw a security hologram of him…… eating younglings” ViktoriousDead
“I saw a security hologram of him…… eating younglings”
"Amazing. His mini cholestolorians are off the charts master." J-zfeh
"Amazing. His mini cholestolorians are off the charts master."
Darth Diabetes the Wide: “It’s seasoned then...” makilissalas
Darth Diabetes the Wide: “It’s seasoned then...”
He is now canon in the universe of Star Wars, thanks to Disney and the Acolytes. Pottasium
He is now canon in the universe of Star Wars, thanks to Disney and the Acolytes.
“You are large, and wide Anakin, and I am very round. You have become a far larger Jedi than I could ever hope to be.” tarkadal
“You are large, and wide Anakin, and I am very round. You have become a far larger Jedi than I could ever hope to be.”
"Star wars: Rise of the Blood Pressure" lifeishard
"Star wars: Rise of the Blood Pressure"
"Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?" "It seems in your hunger, you... ate her" rubenkmkc
"Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?" "It seems in your hunger, you... ate her"
'Do or donut ... There is no fry " master Yogurt Salacious-Crumb
'Do or donut ... There is no fry " master Yogurt
"Strike me down, and I shall become more harder to pick up with your force powers than you can possibly imagine." aceboogisback
"Strike me down, and I shall become more harder to pick up with your force powers than you can possibly imagine."
It’s ironic, he could stop everyone else from eating… but not himself. insertusername
It’s ironic, he could stop everyone else from eating… but not himself.
Darth Diabeetus the Wide grew up on Fatooine. LOL_Garrus
Darth Diabeetus the Wide grew up on Fatooine.
Jesus thats way better than the Acolyte johnord
Jesus thats way better than the Acolyte
"Have you ever heard the story of Darth Diabetous, the wide?" ViniciusAugustoFX
"Have you ever heard the story of Darth Diabetous, the wide?"
"These aren't the donuts you're looking for" PrimaryIgnition
"These aren't the donuts you're looking for"
