If the purge was a sitcom #shorts

[swearimnotarobot]

I’d love a purge series where the first half of the season is pre purge and everyone just pisses each other off and then come purge they just kill each other.

[beave]

Can you imagine being a delivery driver during purge night? Dodging gunfire and sick bastards chasing you just to deliver a pizza and the pricks don't even tip.

[idk]

the crowd cheer after a new character comes in is so accurate 💀

[skillissue]

i love that the audience is just laughing while someone gets murdered 😂

[shrutikulkarni]

What is the purest and funniest form of genz humor?
Stanzi: YES

[sweetsnowcone]

“I told him to cut them down but he wouldn’t, so I cut off his arms instead! 😃”

💀💀

[shakieshayshay]

“kids will do anything to avoid schoolwork these days”
*you just slaughtered your neighbors over branches*

[khalilahd.]

The laughs tracks and the surprise guest appearance hit me right in the childhood 😂😂 ngl I feel like this show would be so good in an Addams family kinda way. Someone get Stanzi her Netflix deal lol

[iKnowYourAddressJohn.]

Fun fact: your hearing still works a few minutes after you die so the husband heard they were getting pizza and probably wanted to scream

[eggsandwich]

I love how it's the "why'd you kill your brother?" Instead of "why'd you kill my husband"... It's because he was already dead to her 💀
*laugh track intensifies*

[marmarflarflarjarjar]

The fact that I can tell the background is from How I Met Your Mother proves how much tv I watch

[masicbemester]

I expected a cannibal joke at the end and got hit with "Pizza, anyone?"

[NeneYashiro-ufix]

The coolest mom you'll meet is the ones that order pizza.
















I wish I had a mom like that-

[oreotime_]

"You men take your yard work too seriously!" got me good

[itzskye]

GET HER A NETFLIX DEAL CAUSE BRO SO ACCURATE

[federom]

This sketches are hilarious by themselves, but I also find it so funny how fixated Stanzi is on this concept. Like, that movie changed her 😂

[quietkid]

At first I thought the women said “why did you kill *my* brother” and I was like SWEET HOME ALABAMA 💀

[alainadacosta]

“You men take your yard work so seriously” is giving me major Fran from the Nanny vibes 😂 love that show

[SirLemonMan]

Missed opportunity not saying

“He whouldnt cut the tree down so I cut him down!”

[rachel]

LMAO not the How I Met Your Mother set