'Johnny Joestar' (A JoJo Song Parody of 'Johnny B. Goode') [feat. @dianaagogo ]

This song is literally the perfect template for a JoJo Parody, so it was inevitable that I'd eventually make it. It is the entire plot of Steel Ball Run in one song that focuses on Johnny Joestar in particular

Animated by the ever so talented Diana A Go Go, please go support her channel, she's a good friend

Lyrics

From Southern California to the NYC
A race across the country from sea to sea
And among the countless racers there is something bizarre
There “Stands” a former jockey named Johnny Joestar
Who even if he couldn’t move a single leg
He could ride a horse just like a country reg

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny Joestar!

He lost his career when he was shot in the back
But then he met a man who set him right on track
Oh, the man would tell him everything he knew of the spin
He used the Golden Ratio
to earn him the win
To former friends and rivals, those two would say
Eat shit and fall off your horse today

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny Joestar!

It’s said that Jesus told him “Kill the President”
“Shoot to kill” he said, then just up and left
But Johnny took those words he said directly to heart
And he used his stand to play his part
And even though it was in the nick of time
Johnny Joestar ended the Valentine

Go go
Go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go
Johnny Joestar


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[RiverdudeCovers]

Interesting history fact for y’all

The Radio was not invented until 1895

Steel Ball Run is set in 1890

So that radio scene is not historically accurate and I hate my life 😂

[actone]

Song: Premieres
Riverdude: "I guess you anime-only fans weren't ready for that yet...But your manga readers are gonna love it!"

[DrizzyDrake]

How many parodies are you gonna make

Riverdude:”How many breads have you eaten in your life”

[HueNguyen-ptvf]

Gyro: so why do you wanna kill the president
Johnny: I don’t know Jesus told me
Tusk: why am I here

[lauryw]

*"and that kids, is how i met my favorite jojo arc"*

[abnormal_asian]

Anime fans: wha-
Manga fans: OH HELL YES—

[simplycents]

0:27 I love how whenever it says "There *STANDS* a former jockey named Johnny Joestar" He instantly gets pissed and just stares at the camera

[snowflakeshadow]

Gyro:Hey johnny tell him he’s a great singer

Jonny: Why don’t you tell him yourself?

Gyro: *HEY RIVERDUDE. YOU’RE A GREAT SINGER*

[TheOtherLPer]

jesus really just said "kill the president" and then said "peace out" and vanished

[beaverperson]

Part 3: half of Jotaros friends die
Part 7: P I Z Z A M O Z Z A R E L A

[nightmareshadow]

Funny Valentine: Has the influence of being President of the United States, several powerful Allies and a stand that gives him unlimited second chances.Johnny Joestar: Some Nails

[Mr.SharkyZ]

A johnny joestar Song This Is, The best day Ever

[sinfulshin]

My grandparents heard me listening to this and was so confused because I never listen to songs like this. They asked me why I was listening to it. I simply turned to them and said “This one is different.” They said “It certainly is.” And jammed with me. Never been so happy to bond with family over a song

[snorg]

Diego: Has a stand homaging his main universe counterpart
Johnny: Haha buff octopus go oraoraora

[ZaachIV]

Part 1 Jonathan: the ripple
Part 7 Jonathan: the cripple

[diobrando]

“There *stands* a former jockey named Johnny Joestar.”

Very poor choice of words

[whatthewhatthe]

Fun fact:
The majority of turning motions in a horse are dictated by leg movements so Johnny is controlling the horse with

*His thickness*

[whatdidusay]

Jojos stand abilites
Joseph: Camera
Jotaro: time
Josuke: healing
Jolyne: slinky
Josuke 8: Caesars revenge

Jonny: G U N

Edit: Giorno: Banana Gun

Johnny: N A I L Z

[nathankoh]

"There stands a former jockey named Johnny Joestar"

Johnny, who can't stand: ._.

[prestongarvey]

solution to riverdude's dilemma of the radio not being invented unti 5 years later: thanks to us knowing the speedwagon foundation exists in the SBR universe, with their stupidly incredible tech they probably invented the radio sooner in the SBR universe