If English were spoken with Swedish syntax

[KUPHSER]

This is how my google translate conversations must look when I’m buying something from someone in another country

[the_tax_consultant]

Petition to change "no problem" with "no danger" pls

[SecretLars]

English used to have Swedish syntax when it was Ye Olde English.

[erikasdarodalykus]

People who go to the pub once a day kind of talk like this

[mrridikilis]

Also works in German:

-Hello. How goes it to you?
-Good, thank. And to you?
-To me does the head woe.
-Oh, no. Will you a headhurttablet?
-Yes, gladly. Thousand thank!

[KELP]

Swedish syntax is often the same or pretty similar to German syntax, but for some reason I sometimes use English syntax by mistake when trying to phrase a swedish sentence

[FindusFiskekaker]

Norwegian:

- Hello, how goes it with you.
- Good, thanks, and you then?
- So I have bit little hurt in head.
- Oh no. Want you have a headache tablet.
- Gladly, thousand heartily thankings.
- Only enjoyable.

[andrewrodger]

"Nae danger" is a fairly common phrase in Scotland for "no problem".

[polerjan]

”What are You for one? I don’t feel again You!” 😅😄😄

[omg]

Loved it. If I were learning Swedish this would be very helpful ❤

[yipsk]

It sounds like you’re putting into a fight, but generally talking😂

[joougth]

"No danger" I should remember that 😂

[LastEuropaKiss]

We actually say "No Danger" for "no problem" where I live.

[GoodMusicManiac]

Oh, "giant thanks" will be my new motto. In Italy we literally say "thanks 1000" and never know how to translate it into something appropriate 👍🏼

[sarah]

I would love to be able to learn the swedish language. I want to travel there someday. I hope i get to

[taavetti]

Finnish:

-Hi, what are you hearing?
-Good, thank. And you?
-Like that and like this. I am a little hurt in the head.
-Ah. Do you want to take an ache medicine?
-With my mind. Thank a lot.
-It won't last.

[半中国人兄弟]

This is how they roughly spoke english in the 1500s, just Londoners.

[lisamarieclark]

Indigenous indeed from the USA!
Always wondered why old English was intriguing to me. Then learning other languages made much giantess sense.

[artiz]

It just feels like when you want to throw a sophisticate blanket on English

[heethanthen]

Should have said “I have little hurt in headthe”