Redneck Santa and Gunpowder Rudolph's New Year Bash | A Redneck New Years Song

Redneck Santa's New years Bash

Redneck Santa and Gunpowder Rudolph's New Year Bash by Nanna

Well, Redneck Santa’s traded his sleigh,
For a pickup truck on New Year’s Day.
Gunpowder Rudolph’s nose still glows,
Lighting fireworks wherever he goes.
They’re heading down to the county line,
With a keg of moonshine and a box of “fine.”
Santa’s hollering, “Y’all hold my beer,
We’re gonna ring in the redneck New Year!”

It’s Redneck Santa and his fiery deer,
Blowing up New Year with a six-pack cheer.
Fireworks blasting, the party’s wild,
The countdown’s crazy, and Rudolph’s styled.
From the barn to the lake, it’s quite the scene,
Sparking off the year in camo green.
It’s Redneck Santa and his rowdy crew,
Bringing in the New Year like only they do.

Rudolph’s tailpipe’s spitting flames,
As he races Santa in their hillbilly games.
The locals gather for the midnight show,
With duct-taped speakers and a banjo.
Santa’s resolutions are short and sweet,
“More fried chicken and less defeat.”
Rudolph just snorts, with a rebel’s grin,
“We’ll burn this year down and do it again!”

It’s Redneck Santa and his fiery deer,
Blowing up New Year with a six-pack cheer.
Fireworks blasting, the party’s wild,
The countdown’s crazy, and Rudolph’s styled.
From the barn to the lake, it’s quite the scene,
Sparking off the year in camo green.
It’s Redneck Santa and his rowdy crew,
Bringing in the New Year like only they do.

The ball don’t drop, it gets shot down,
Rudolph’s antlers light up the town.
Santa’s shotgun sings a tune,
Welcoming in the January moon.
The hay bales burn, the party rages,
New Year chaos for all the ages.

It’s Redneck Santa and his fiery deer,
Blowing up New Year with a six-pack cheer.
Fireworks blasting, the party’s wild,
The countdown’s crazy, and Rudolph’s styled.
From the barn to the lake, it’s quite the scene,
Sparking off the year in camo green.
It’s Redneck Santa and his rowdy crew,
Bringing in the New Year like only they do.

So here’s to Santa and his bright redneck sleigh,
Kicking off the year in their wild, loud way.
With Gunpowder Rudolph leading the pack,
This New Year’s Eve, they ain’t holding back!