When corporate wants heavy rock music

[beefcakethemighty]

“A working man deserves the shittiest beer imaginable. We here at Miller agree and have made just the beer. Miller Lite, bread water for the working man”

[captweirdbeard]

This riff plus a kick recorded with only a room mic, group claps and group vocals that go "whoooa-oh-oh"

[JoshBrown]

Don’t forget the huge kick and the clap on the backbeat!

[marthamryglod]

I listened to this on loop and somehow grew a corporate-approved beard, my car is a truck, and my fridge is full of bud light.

[redpillwill]

_(this music starts playing)_ Sam Elliot: *"When you buy the all new 2022 Dodge Ram Pickup truck with a side of ribeye steak, you become a real man."*

[BraeburnTV]

*slow-motion footage of someone throwing a juicy ass T-bone on a charcoal grill while the fire flares up

[dsauce]

“Are you ready for the ultimate man experience?”

[okaight]

That riff made more money than I do in a year. I wish I could cash in on 5 pentatonic notes like that.

[alvaroimizcozgarcia]

Finally someone addresses this topic. Man I hate this "Ad Rock".

[bobcooper]

I remember the lyrics to this:

"Low apr financing for those who qualify..."

[AquilesPrestoNavajas]

when I play a new riff I always wonder if it would sound in a commercial to know if it is too generic or something original

[warped_rider]

Heard this exact riff in a Viagra ad once

[ElectricAlien]

Its got 10 million pounds of all American torque. The type of truck a man can depend on to do the work.

[elysianfury]

That's how it's done. When I was a kid we called this "bud light rock"

[jayblack]

True story:
I showed this video to my mother and she watched it deadpan and when it ended went, "I was waiting for the sports."

[yucatansuckaman]

I CONSTANTLY hear these generic riffs everywhere now. Guitar players curse. I love watching old crappy reruns of reality shows and the heavy metal riffs come on when someone's fighting or possibly gets hurt. Nailed it on the head

[RCSmiths]

I'd be a billionaire for every dollar I see a manly corporate ad playing e minor pentatonic in that exact sequence

[benparsons]

Throw in clapping on the back beat and gang vocals shouting "whoahohoh"

[darreneddy]

*Memories of being a Lowe's employee and their commercials playing over the paging system all day intensifies*

[mylifeisacomplexpastiche]

It’s the soulless, apathetic gaze that really sells it.”