madame web - a new low

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Thank you for watching! :)

[liefnielson]

You missed the best part about the cat. It’s not her cat. It’s a stray cat that comes through her window and she gives milk to, and says “Us strays have to stick together.” Like who signed off on any of this 😭

[CEWThree]

Madame Web isn't a film, it's a performance art piece about why we need to stop making superhero movies

[Vapor]

When I first saw an ad for this movie I thought it was a satire of superhero movies, then I saw Marvel in the corner. This movie is so bad I thought it was satire…

[flaursey]

the thing that frustrates me most about this film is that the concept of a fire paramedic - heroes in their own right - becoming an actual superhero is honestly pretty interesting, because they might have a different mindset about their duty having already worked with such high responsibility. and then the concept is completely wasted on whatever this is lol

[trinaq]

Both Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney either need to fire their agents, or get better scripts. Don't even get me started on the villain...

[Ms-kn]

I feel hilariously bad for Dakota Johnson. From the recent press tour of this movie, you can just tell that she looked so absolutely done with the movie to the point that she didn't even care anymore 😂

[lunasnowreal]

the writing of this movie feels like the writers forgot this was gonna be a movie. like the script only works when it's on paper, and even then its bad 😭

[katherinealvarez]

I'm beginning to think that Sony Pictures should just let the animation department to do superhero movies. Of course, they would have to appreciate them and not exploit and abuse them.

[Advent]

This movie was my Morbius. I hope it makes a Madam Webillion dollars.

[ad-sd-vids]

Do they explain how Tahar Rahim stays the same age over time, even though he was in the Amazon with her mother researching spiders right before she died, and she died giving birth to Dakota, and Tahar is only 8 years older than Dakota?

[hokusman]

The thing about the doctor telling her specifically to watch old movies is that it immediately cuts to her watching an old movie. It’s like the writer needed to think of a way to establish why she would be watching an old movie so they decided she would have to be instructed to do so by someone. Not that she could just like old movies or something. That would give her too much personality

[StreakBTD]

madam web is super nonchalant in the comics too, but i feel like it doesn’t really work in film as well as it does in the comics

[FrameDevice]

I personally love the Sonyverse, because it reminds people who hate the MCU how bad things could actually be.

[defectiveaffect]

The doctor scene was actually the most realistic (ive had a doctor tell me "just relax for a few days maybe turn on some sitcoms". This was in response to me being concerned of the aftermath of a heartattack)

Speaking of the editing/camera work you def feel the confusion and distress during the "future glimpses" which is great but i can't tell if it's intentional or just a fortunate byproduct

[masterpieceoneday]

I can imagine Karsten sneaking into a hospital with a Doctor’s coat, and prescribing everyone to go home and watch old movies

[lyssagracew]

Need a full cinematic universe about cat the cat

[bosmith]

INSANE that the director of Madame Web also directed an episode of Succession, S1E08, "Prague".

[trinaq]

Even Dakota Johnson stated that she thought that this movie wasn't going to be great when she had to react to fake explosions on green screens. She and Sydney Sweeney deserved better.

[greendoritoman]

I love how dakotq johnson just assumed this was in the mcu and either didnt bother to check what franchise this actually was or got misled by her agency. You can see her going through the 5 stages of grief throughout the whole press junket

[mikwolf]

You actually have convinced me to watch this movie, I love the idea of a superhero who literally doesn't care about superheroing, it's all just life to them, lines like "I hope the spiders were worth it mom" and "hang on cat" are amazing and I need to see it in context