Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' 'Alphabet Aerobics' - Parody with Harry Potter Lyrics

Hip-hop lover Daniel Radcliffe raps lyrical wizards Blackalicious' tongue-twisting "Alphabet Aerobics" with a Harry Potter twist (and a tiny Hagrid).


Featuring: Roger Mulligan & Nicholas Pappas
Writer/Producer: Nicholas Pappas
Camera/Editor: Ana Breton
Production Assistant: Katherine Grant

Lyrics:

Azkaban apparitions awful and arresting
Animagus apparate, Albus is attesting
Butterbeer because Bellatrix on a broomstick
Bathilda Bagshot’s bewitched by a bad snake
Colin Creevey was a casualty carelessly
Carrow taught Crabbe the Curse, Cruciatus
Dobby died disapparating, dagger down low
Dumbledore died, Death Eaters daring Draco
Elder wand in evil hands with each and every execution
Egbert the Egregious eradicated Emeric
Fiery Fawkes is flying free forever
Felix Felicis fortuitous endeavor
Gringotts goblins got gobs o’ gold glorious
Gryffindor’s team got game with the golden snitch
Hagrid’s huge, hella huge, he’s heavyweight
Hermione hopes Harry hits up a hidden horcrux
Incantation indicates it’s Imperio
Inside a cloak, you’ll become invisible
Jelly-legs jinx causes jouncing and jerking joints
James always joked, Snape jealous as juniors
Keeper of the Keys brings kids to the kingdom
Katie Bell kicks Quidditch balls at Victor Krum
Luna Lovegood lives with Lorcan and Lysander
Lupin’s a lycanthrope, Tonks was his lover
Mad-Eye Moody was a member of the Ministry
Minerva McGonagall mutates magically
Nearly Headless Nick died unnaturally
Neville known as a nerd but knifed Nagini
Oliver operates out in the open field
Order of the Phoenix organized and concealed
Potters betrayer, Peter Pettigrew
Poppy Pomfrey helps patients pull through
Quirinus Quirrell was quietly plotting
The Quibbler had quotes that were quite spotty
Redheaded Ron, resolute loyalty
Room of requirements ready reliably
Severus Snape was a secret spy
Savored Lily but severely shy
Triwizard tournament tough & toiling
Trelawney teaches fortune telling
Umbridge, unbelievably unjust
Unforgivable, a curse vicious
Voldemort viewed as a vile villain
Violated laws with a violent vision
Wizard’s wireless in the wizarding world
Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes made Wildfire Whizbangs
Xenophilius X-centric and then some
Expelliarmus and Expecto Patronum
Young versus Yaxley, You-know-who
Yorkshire pudding is yummy, too
Zacharias Smith, a bit overzealous
Zigging and zagging, my rhymes have reached the ZE-NITH!...

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1:33 “Savoured lily but severely shy” sounds dubbed because it doesn’t match with the lips and it sounds like there is a cut in the audio