GLEE - Full Performance of ''Rehab' from 'Pilot'

Rehab by Amy Winehouse is featured in Pilot, the first episode of Season One. It is sung by Vocal Adrenaline, with Giselle singing lead.

They sing this at their Invitationals. It is witnessed by the New Directions, when Emma and Will take them to see their "competition" because Will doesn't think Vocal Adrenaline has the talent that the New Directions have. However, it turns out to be a spectacular performance, leaving the members of the New Directions in shock, causing Tina to declare that they are "d-d-doomed." The song appears somewhat unexpectedly following choral chants of "Ohio," and is sung in a satirically upbeat manner.

Lyrics:
Vocal Adrenaline:
Ohio, Ohio, Ohio
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black
But when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time (Vocal Adrenaline Girls: The time)
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab
But I won't go, go, go

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
I'd rather be at home with Ray (Giselle: With Ray)

Vocal Adrenaline Boys:
I ain't got seventy days

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
'Cause there's nothing (Vocal Adrenaline Boys: Nothing)
Nothing you can teach me

Vocal Adrenaline Boys:
That I can't learn (Giselle: Can't learn) from Mr. Hathaway

Giselle:
Yeah, yeah

Vocal Adrenaline:
I didn't get a lot in class (Vocal Adrenaline Boys: Whoah, oh, woah)
But I know it don't come (Giselle: Don't come)

Giselle with Vocal Adrenaline:
In a shot glass

Vocal Adrenaline:
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, "No, no, no" (Giselle: No!)
Yes I've been black
But when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time (Giselle: Got the time)
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I won't go, go, go (Giselle: Go, go, whoah)

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
The man said,

Vocal Adrenaline Boys:
"Why do you think you here?"

Vocal Adrenaline:
"Why do you think you here?"

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
I said, "I got no idea." (Giselle: I got no idea)

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
"I'm gonna (Vocal Adrenaline Boys: Gonna)
Gonna"

Vocal Adrenaline:
"Lose my baby." (Giselle: I'm gonna lose my baby, yeah)

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
"So, I always keep a bottle near."

Vocal Adrenaline (Vocal Adrenaline Boys):
He said, "I just think your depressed." (Just think you're depressed) (Giselle: Depressed!)
This me (This me), "Yeah, baby, and the rest." (Giselle: And the rest!)
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, "No, (No) no, (No) no."
Yes, I've been black
But when I come back
You'll know, (Know) know, (Know) know

Vocal Adrenaline Boys:
I don't never wanna drink again (Giselle: Yeah!)

Vocal Adrenaline Girls (with Giselle):
I just, ooh, I (just need a friend) (Vocal Adrenaline Boys: I need a friend)

Vocal Adrenaline Boys:
I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
I'm not gonna spend it

Vocal Adrenaline:
Have everyone think I'm on the mend (Giselle: Mend, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Vocal Adrenaline Girls:
It's not just my pride (Vocal Adrenaline Boys: Just my pride)

Vocal Adrenaline:
It's just 'till these
Tears have dried
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, "No, no, no" (Giselle: Oh, no)
Yes I've been black
But when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time (Vocal Adrenaline Girls: Time)
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine (Vocal Adrenaline Girls: Daddy thinks I'm fine)
They tried to make me go to rehab
But I won't go, go, go

[williamn]

Lmao I never understood this scene. Like what did they expect? Y’all have been a glee club for all of 5 seconds and they were regional champions.

[temi]

*the star of Vocal Adrenaline IS Vocal Adrenaline*

[agenttheater]

And that's why they should've given Mike and Brittney a dance solo at every competition performance.

[AgnessaMo]

That should be a choir, hearing the power of the voices combined.... not giving whole songs to Rachel or Finn and Rachel with the rest being more of backup dancers even than singers.

[ferdausymohammadsharief]

The downfall of Vocal Adrenaline is when they started to highlight one member

[danad.a.]

Back when Tina had a stutter...ahh... the 1st season is my fav!

[widyatmikarutya]

This is what show choir supposed to perform. I mean the most of The New Direction performances are a duet between rachel and finn.

Thankyou for uploading this bytheway.

[jhubeJELLO]

Not a Rachel solo in sight. Nature is healing

[HienNguyenHMN]

Back when Vocal Adrenaline was a glee club and not backup singers for a lead soloist.

[tiger-maewright]

It will never not be funny how cocky they are before the performance starts

[matiasojedamusica]

Outstanding! as well as their performance of Bohemian Rhapsody by the end of the same season, with Jesse (Jonathan Groff) singing lead.

[federicapiottoli]

The colours back in season 1 were amazing

[dominicweber]

To this day, I don’t get why the New Directions didn’t have that quality of performance. I mean... it’s fictional. It’s not real. The producers DECIDE how good the performances are. They could have made the New Directions as good, like they show here. I mean they didn’t come on set and just happened to be like “oh shit Vocal Adrenaline is so good” lmao no. They decided who did what. So why were the New Directions performances not as good? They had broadway singers and Beyoncé’s dancer in there for goodness sake. They could have let them show what they were able to do!

[andyd]

Lets be real the glee club was never this good but they somehow still won a nationals.

[pamelawing]

That song makes me sad in some ways. I think of Amy and how badly she needed that and the line where her daddy says she's fine. She was NOT fine and daddy and everyone around her knew it and just used her until there was nothing left. I saw a video of her last concert in Paris and she was so sick, so stoned, so drunk, and was booed off the stage. No sympathy. When she died everyone was crying and couldn't say enough about how wonderful she was, to young to die and blah blah. Just too bad.

[olgalorens]

this is so satisfying to watch, they are so synchronised

[witlessmargo]

“Let’s give them some of that McKinley high respect” *throws Slushie at them

[majorpaul]

Will: this is supposed to be our "c o m p e t i t i o n"
Vocal Adrenaline member: **aggressively snaps suspenders**
Me: oh this is about to be incredible

[verifiedtruecrimedaniel]

This was the moment the knew they had to step up their game!😂😂😂

[emilyblunt]

The best "show choir" performance on the show. Prove me wrong.