Mario’s cape breaks reality

[TheIrrelevantYT]

"To answer this, we first need to talk about parallel universes."

[baoweexd]

The idea that marios cape has the property to instantly evaporate you for no apparent reason is unironically terrifying.

[Pillow]

"Mario. He's kind of like the Mario of Melee." Wiser words have never been spoken.

[otherjacobyt]

finally, the cape functions like it does in super mario world where it instakills everyrhing

[Free-]

Everybody's seen wombo combo,

but no one will ever be ready when the CAPE COMBO happens on a tournament

[unendingquandary]

Mario: "If you were to go on a trip, where would you like to go?"

[Lexthefazworker]

“He’s kinda like the mario of melee”
*pulls up chart of smash 64 competitive charts*

[wolfie-_-ranger]

“He’s kinda like the Mario of Melee.”

Smartest sentence I heard today.

[_many_alts]

Canonical Mario cape. Idk why it’s so suprising to you folks.

[EeveeMaster]

This is just D4C. Transporting someone across spacetime by enveloping them in a piece of fabric? That's like the first thing D4C does

[suedonnym]

Mario? Like from the Nintendo Entertainment System from the good ol' days? Wow, this video is so retro...

[Danothyus]

Fox: h-how!?
Mario: I was 4 paralel universes ahead of you, now i am 5.

[turndownforwalt]

I had a Sheik as a static doubles teammate when I used to play more regularly and we would go for the teleportation glitch all the time! It was so fun seeing people go insane when we’d get it 💃

[ckwolf_real]

"Like one of these 5 I picked randomly" SENT me

[thegoldenstation]

Melee is the most beautiful broken mess to ever exist

[KrustyTowers]

"go to yoshi's island"
no thanks, im good

[thegoldengeek]

Damn, Mario really hit Fox with the "D4C"

[WatchVidsMakeLists]

Sephiroth wouldn't stand a CHANCE

[littlebird]

"This is the power of DMCA..."
- Mario, the president of plumbers in "Yoshi's bizarre adventure world 7 : Steel mushroom run"

[PsychorGames]

The way you said "Mario" reminded me of that number 15 guy. Also "He's like the Mario of Melee characters" is pure comedic genius.