The Presidential Debate in NFL Terms

Last night was the first Presidential Debate of 2024...God help us.

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[TomGrossiComedy]

Don't be crappy to each other. We can all cry together.

[emanuelpalomares]

Final Score: Carliona: 0 Cleveland: 2 Overtime Safety

[MidwestMountainMan]

It's a pretty deep metaphor... for those who can't pick up on these things, the vodka represents vodka.

[DaBullJ]

The only winner of last nights debate is the Voyager probe speeding away from Earth at 17km/sec.

[grimwriter]

Started watching, saw the Panthers, started laughing, and stopped and went, "Who from the AFC...DON'T YOU DARE DO IT TOM!" BUT HAD TO DO MY BROWNS LIKE THAT.

[KollinTalksSports]

The fact that Tom managed to upload a video even mentioning politics and there isn’t a civil war in his comments is genuinely the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen. I think Tom just made history.😂

[OldBones]

"This is the best we got ?" Is unfortunately the most important question of our lifetime.

[shadowflamegaming]

A Thursday night matchup between the 0-16 Lions and the 0-16 Browns would have been more coherent and enjoyable than this debate, so sad how accurate this is hahaha.

[rafterscott]

Best tweet I saw last night about the debate:

"It was like watching two old men arguing over who gets the last pudding cup."

[shawnhenderson]

The Cowboys dude should've had a raspy voice and started waxing poetic about his long family history of superbowl appearances

[denbrew_]

Can i go on the screaming street after the debate!!!

[JustAGuyOutHere]

I like how the teams he selected were “clueless” and “orange” lmao

[YoungilJun]

Got me at the “I’d rather we all burn.” Hahaha

[fikrialfathoni]

As non-American, who lives in the other side of the world, I dont Understand what happen. But when I saw Panthers and Browns, I'm sure the one who losing is entire USA.

[thunderbird]

Them arguing about the golf was the best part of the debate.

[bearman]

Ima write in Tom Grossi at the polls and call it a day. If we got Tom to win fan of the year, anything is possible. Tom For President!

[tbkmusic]

Oh boy. We bout to get crazy with this one good lord

[FDSignifire]

As a complete moderate person when it comes to politics 😉,

there is something beautiful about how the collective disgust for these candidates is bipartisan

[miketwiddy]

Is there room on the screaming street for the entire population of the US?

[SirPudge]

Thank you for this. This healed me in ways not thought possible