Love at First Swipe

I'm thrilled to share my experience as an Uber driver for two weddings! The wedding celebrations were flawless, but the ride home wasn't quite so perfect...

[SinisterHomeslice]

He has seen more action in that car than I have in my entire life.

[MintConditionPlays]

Bro she pulled out the milk mountains 💀💀💀💀

[DavyJeremy]

Bro whispered “gimme sum” under his breath

[dyllanhavalotti]

man saw the bounce he said “holy shit”

[itzjohn]

nah she pull out the Calcium Cannons 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[pieceofcrop]

That last one escalated quickly. Bro wanted the mummy too 😂💀💀💀💀

[jayjay-dhir]

That holy shit rang through the mind of all men everywhere

[vegetableinsand]

That’s enough of the internet for today

[alina]

I can already tell they’re a chill friend group 😂

[Izdl_]

Australian women are built different 😂

[lrdfgaming]

Bro wanted mommy's milk as well💀💀

[tweeleaf]

all these guys saying “those girls are crazy” but y’all know damn well you basically act the same way around the homies. 💀

[d_y_n_a_m_o]

"MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY"


*Envy activated*

[clowicous]

The last girls 😂 At first I was like bruh they need to chill and then I remember back in the day I use to pretend to be a baby and ask to bump my Korean and Japanese pop music and repeatedly would be yelled at “fuck no!” 😅

[Spot_of_chess]

Bros having his best moments in his life 💀💀💀💀

[alecyoutube]

Bro was about to join them💀



dang 100 likes?

[mika_mdf]

Man was boutta get cancelled on the last one

[alexander]

Imagine getting married and not sitting next to her lmao

[TGWT]

The dude deserves a 5 star for trying his best to keep a smile with the mommy milkers ☹️

[sebb-urst]

This guy is so charismatic that he could get a gf in less than 24 hrs.