SCP Tale: Lombardi's Orientation

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SCP-3541: Twice as Bright

Written by user DrEverettMann, original text can be found here:

[someguy]

Upvoted. Your channel is criminally underrated.

[eskoevtyukov]

I would love to see more of the Lombardi tales in the future! Dr. Cimmerian's take on the character is really interesting.

[lordnul]

"But hey, I didn't put laxatives in these!" XD and that's when ya know that Max was better than most of the other teachers despite how H e does things.

[AlucardNoir]

You really should have gotten The Vogan to do the voice.

[actemiaxd]

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[CarsonZXY]

Gotta work on your New England accent, my dude. Still, I've been meaning to get into Lombardi. Thanks my man

Protip, if the "r" is before a consonant you pronounce the "r" like "shirt". If the end of the word is an "r" followed by a vowel you just make a "y" sound, like "theya" instead of "there"

There are exceptions, you just gotta experiment.

Also, it's "research-ah" not "res-ah-cha"... unless you're from New Jersey... but Lombardi is too sane and rational to be from that shithole.