everyone wants to be a crab

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I love how patient they are with everyone asking if they can do it

carterwhite

I never thought I’d hear the words Crustacean, Cetacean, Cretecean, and Croatian all in the span of a 30 second video

ScreamSodaInc

“What about me?”

“No your Caucasian, you have to be crustacean”

LOONYLOOP

As a Croatian, I can confirm body standards are harsh af out here

LVUFEY.

Footnote: can I be one?

No, you're a citation, you have to be a crustacean

julesswa

The giraffe on my couch: "What about me?"

Crab: "No, you're a hallucination, you have to be a crustacean."

Kinokoumori

As a Croatian, I can confirm that all 3.9 million people in our country dream of the day that we all turn into crabs.

lekevire

“Abandon humanity, embrace crustacean” -Some Croatian

sovietchungus

California Roll: Can I do it?
Crabs: No, you're imitation, you need to be a crustacean.

fragilebob

As a croatian i confirm, i wanted to be a crab

Yumasnumberfan

Crabs when it's crabing time so they can crab all over the place. One of the things of all time 🦀

aappaapp

Lobster: Can I do it?
Crab: No, you're a crustace- oh yeah you can

a_Playerwastaken

Water droplets on a window: Can I do it?
Crab: No, you're condensation, you have to be a crustacean.

ArbitraryEverything

I heard even King Charles asked, but was directed back to his coronation.

SraTacoMal

“What about me?”

“No you’re on probation, you have to be a crustacean”

Gocolas

Google: Can I be one?
🦀: No, you're a Corporation. You need to be a crustacean.

HentaiSweetie

Death Star: can I do it?
Crab: No, you're a space station, you need to be a crustacean

BrekkaJones

I could listen to an hour of "You have to be a crustacean" puns

notcute-qhog

The Big Dipper: “Can I do it?”
Crab: “No, you’re a constellation, you have to be a crustacean.”

GiveMeMeatballsImHungry

“No, you’re a Croatian. You have to be a crustacean.”

BuckBlaziken

Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Lyrics)