He's Got A Point...

#4chan #greentext #stories

[billwilson]

>Go to a club

see, thats what creates the issue

[john-uszw]

>Turns out girl was actually 17
>Gets arrested

[dud]

*2 days later*
"Why are my balls itchy?"

[somesassybrat]

When you're 6"2 and walk into a club in California

[ed]

He overlooked the part where she found him physically attractive in return.

[AxtonLennox]

The power of rage bait is astronomical on every board in 4chan

[bloodmancer]

How can people starve when theres food everywhere

[commanderknee]

Gee whiz, it's almost like... It's not about a quick hookup anymore, but a desire for a loving relationship... Such a foreign concept innit...

[Tirnts]

This is literally how single mothers are made

[Winter_Fan_]

He's got a point in the sense, like, you can hire hos. Don't you have money?

[GenericProtagonist]

>Make up fake story
>Post on 4chan
My entire life is spent watching the same dozen or so people commit these same two acts over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[usualuser]

> be me
>27 y.o.
> Have my own house

Well, let's see, probably these are the issues for guys in early 20's...

[lotuscat]

He has become bait! destroyer of threads!

[SpurdoMaltese]

Step one: Be attractive
Step two: Don't be unattractive

[Mo-fusm]

Dude casually missed out on the part where he's like 6'3, jacked, giga chad 9/10 in looks and 11/10 in confidence.
that or he forgot to take his schizo pills.

[cherryhazard]

Yeah, but this is a purely physical relationship, what about intimacy? There lies the problem.

[rainynight]

That's how you get STDs and hateful baby mama.

Gentlemen, forget all that, just focus on being the best you.

[Super-pxxr]

Be me
Go to club
Try to dance with girl
"Uhhhh no"
Am ugly, anon. What do wrong?

[Emidretrauqe]

The incel argument is one thing, but people generally don't knock her up on the first date for... a lot of reasons.

Better hope she's a keeper, because you just went all in! 🙏

[marcelzed]

For one, I couldn't dance properly to save my life