THE CURSE! audio by @_videojames_

[Riverr]

Not being able to eat a bagel is truly the worst curse of all.

[iphaoftheisles]

There once was a man from Oakhurst
Whose story is downright perverse:
He longed for a bagel,
But he was unable
To eat (on account of the curse).

[AbadonXXX]

Honestly I feel for that wizard, he just wants to enjoy his bagel in peace

[runeritari]

Ah yes. DnD players worst enemy: The Girls

[Aladite]

Me, a girl, terrifyingly staring back evilly

[TheBirdGamesMain]

I feel like this is the same curse that haunts me and my colleagues during work

[justinthompson]

Am I the only one who read this as him not wanting to be embarrassed in front of girls, instead of having some kind of emnity towards them?

[pedroares]

I hate those archmage that lie about their curses on dating apps XP

[stormtendo]

4th wall breaks are the best kind of breaks

[joeytwoeyes]

I love being able to tell that these are tumblr posts just from the way people talk, but not recognising the specific posts in question.

[WateverWatever]

When he said "there's girls on this website" and pointed at the screen I jumped like _how can he see me??_ I need to go to bed 💀

[henrywilson]

Ah yes, the ultimate threat: Girls
(Shutters.)

[BHuang]

"This girl is on the website!"

*Pointing at me, a

[aroacegoblinyt]

“It’s downright perverse I can’t enjoy a bagel right now” is my favorite MF DOOM lyric.

[skullking]

“On account of the curse?”
“On account of the curse!”

[OfficialBBattleDroid]

Wasn't expecting him to call me out and just stare in complete silence.
Bro, go deal with your anti bagel curse, don't bring me into it.

[present_mic]

Oh shit the wizards found me

***jumps out a window***

[DeathAndTheEmperor]

"Theres girls on this website" waves 👋

[Gibberish_Introvert]

“There’s girls on this website”

…On account of the curse

[BastetMusic]

I don't know what i have to do with bagels and cheese, but i am intrigued