he has how much money?! 💰 #shorts #interview

[redkos]

Note to self: If I ever meet Riley, when she asks make *sure* to tell her I have a 3-figure bank account. Then she's happy at Nobu & my cash is secure.

[joshuaramal]

Be FOCUSED DONT FALL DOWM THER IS ALWAYS STAIRS COME UP BOYS

[joetroutt]

If you say which one that will seal the deal.

[gallaxseizor]

Thats too much for her, something like mcdonalds or maybe subway works.

[jonathanmichel]

Taking advantage out of som one for money not good to ask that

[AshleyWatts-ggmd]

Here's a lesson fellas, stay the F away from girls like this

[CalebZhang-hv]

Bruh, why would u waste your money on a girl?

[selflessnessgamer]

i would rather buy something else than to date her

[SydneyPSProGamer]

He'll take to the R****d facility where he's housed after 7pm each day, the bus is waiting for his group right now

[xandercrews]

$300/hr for a “date” is a lot, you should allow kissing on the mouth for that price

[dustinirish]

I be let's cut to the chase take the 300 and let's get you in for a mustache ride. Take yourself to Nobu

[jefffromchicago]

I'd clear out my bank account for her, if 300 was all I had.

[donrathmann]

I'll take you on a date. Hope you like McDonald's.

[hitraveller]

Look at a dictionary and look up the Definition of a SIMP and you will see his picture!!😂😂😂

[SmazX]

simping

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"

simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"

[shawnminor]

Take her to a hotel and feed her the CM special