Ezekiel

I couldn't find a decent clip of this and it's one of my favorite of all time so I decided to upload one myself.

[stark_man]

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth, is because you amuse him somehow"
Damn... 😶

[tonyyu]

Parent: "why are you crying!?"

Also Parent:

[StrawHatRain]

0:29 is so fucking great. He goes from being all enthusiastic and ready to please shake to “I wanna play race car” with a branch and zero explanation

[gigawatt]

The very sudden delivery of "Why do you disappoint me?" is equally hilarious and sad.

[adrianarias-hernandez]

*"Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time."*

[Skunkgasm]

I love how he brings him in as if to console him then follows up with a verbal thrashing.

[_b_]

The funniest thing is that Ezekial is over 4, 000 years old, and therefore not his son. He was just fucking with Shake this whole time.

[JoshuaS]

“why do you disappoint me?” Funny af 🤣

[dissonanceparadiddle]

The fact he made it to the rim was really impressive by itself

[CaptainBlueShell]

*"Come here...."*
_Sentimental moment to happen_
*"Why do you disappoint me?"*

[Earthium]

I like how shake blocked him when he was on the same team.

[TinkersKustomPaintball]

"I'm his father! I know what's right for him!"
Every abusive dad on the planet ever

[batmanfan]

Shake's bending down animation is so funny to me

[zoa]

Ezekiel breaks my heart. I love the little shake so damn much 😭😭😭

[MaxsonAtTheFort]

“GO IN! GO IN! GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY W#%RE!” 🤣

[panzagaming]

The way he says "I wanna play race car" ALWAYS cracks me up because he sounds so done with everything

[shadowstrider]

And the Father of the Year award goes to... someone else!

[luciuscapricious]

The only thing sadder than how Master Shake treats his son is how much they seem to believe that the hoop has a net.

[chris_note]

GO IN GO IN! GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY WHORE!" Fucking cracks me up every time

[chompchompchangbin]

The fact that he just carries him away by the straw lmfao