They Tried to Destroy Earth, but Humans Had Other Plans | HFY Stories

🌌 Brace yourself for an intergalactic rollercoaster of chaos, humor, and human ingenuity! 🌍 When a smug alien council decides Earth must be annihilated, they have no idea what they’re getting into. Armed with nothing but duct tape, memes, and a giant rubber duck 🦆, humanity proves once again that unpredictability is its greatest weapon. Watch as absurd plans collide with alien tech in this hilariously epic HFY (Humanity, F** Yeah!*) sci-fi comedy! 🚀✨

🔥 Expect:

Relentlessly funny moments 🤣
Jaw-dropping sci-fi visuals 🛸💥
A story that mixes Douglas Adams-style humor with epic underdog vibes 🧠🎉
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Characters Featuring in This Story
👩‍🔬 Dr. Myrtle Pindlethorp – A brilliant physicist with a penchant for coffee and chaos. Myrtle’s “Pindlethorp Maneuver” may not make sense, but it’s exactly what humanity needs to save the day. Her favorite tools? A mug labeled PLANET SAVIOR FUEL and blind optimism.

🛠️ Spud Greeble – Inventor extraordinaire (and occasional potato-themed visionary). Known for creating devices like the Quantum Deflector Shield and the Discombobulator Mark IV, Spud thrives in the intersection of genius and absurdity.

🪢 The Blorbaxian High Council – Gelatinous beings who are all intellect and no flexibility. Their overconfidence meets its match when they encounter the unpredictable madness of humanity.

🛡️ General Frrxplth – A tactical genius in his own mind. Frustrated by Earth’s resilience, his plans are repeatedly thwarted by humans’ chaotic brilliance—and, eventually, a kangaroo.

📋 Jilnorx – A nervous Blorbaxian assistant trying to maintain order amidst escalating disaster. He clutches his holographic clipboard like a life raft in a sea of absurdity.

🦘 The Kangaroo – Australia’s unintentional hero. A swift kick from this Outback resident proves that sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

🦆 The Giant Rubber Duck – Humanity’s ultimate symbol of absurdity. Glowing ominously in space, this improbable weapon becomes the most memorable tool in Earth’s defense arsenal.

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