Yahtzee's Impression of An Average Kingdom Hearts Conversation

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[DanGamingFan]

Apart from it being far too short, and there not being nearly enough unnecessary pauses, this is completely accurate.

[s.m.]

Nice but it lacks at least ten unecessary mentions of "darkness", "light" and "hearts" to be fully accurate.

[leahyourlocalautist]

The "break into a sprint, stops dead" part is so true for so many games 😭

[VulpisFoxfire]

And then they open the door to find a very confused and upset stuffed bear inside...

[vincent]

His “what, the Organization?!” was flawless.

[zentazym]

(While looking at toilet) “I think we’ll find some ingredients in there!”

[sizer]

I love, it, but... the Organization guy is way too straightforward here. He would never just say he took a giant poo in the toilet, he would make vague allusions to darkness and light while posturing, until he just teleports away after one final sneer. Then it would be up to the guys to explore a giant outhouse level with lots of dead ends before encountering the posing Organization guy again, and finally the giant poo. It would be at least 30 minutes of cutscenes, in which nothing of value would be learned and the plot would not be advanced an iota. Yahtzee, you just write too well for Kingdom Hearts!

[snugasapugonarug]

Forgot the full second pauses before a new character starts talking, or playing a really awkward animation before they start talking

[suteceternal]

This is SO accurate, I was almost crying!

[sparkax]

Lol!!! The porcupine tied to his head is the best!!!!

[DemonDante]

I love how Sora has a porcupine strapped to his head.

[serenity]

I hate how much i love these games but this is truly the most perfect representation, an if anything its too short.

[HeyEverybodyJesseHere]

Establish the goal of the protagonist, set out to accomplish that goal, face the forces of antagonism holding the protag back, overcome those obstacles and do what the protag set out to do.

You've done the impossibe, Yahtz. You've managed to feature all the major elements of story structure into Kingdom Hearts while cutting out the shenanigans about heartless, nobodies, unversed, and final bosses who turn into boats. Kudos! 🎉

[JaceDarkstar]

Friends are my power...
I don't have any friends

[voiceofoz]

yahtzee needs to go into hentai VA with that kind of anime gasp

[PewPew_McPewster]

I'm glad Yahtzee ventures out of his comfort zone because it results in gems such as these.

He's 100% spot on.

[ArcaneAzmadi]

"Fools! Don't you realise I used up all the bog roll?!"

[PoisonedAl]

I love how the KH fans are like: "it's not like this at all! This interaction would take a LEAST half an hour! 20 of those minutes being awkward pauses and janky animation!" I respect when a fan of something admits it's shit, but they still love it.

[FortressWolf]

It really does repeat itself with the "not so fast" trope.

[raiderproductions]

What I like most about this is the sheer enjoyment in his voice every time he say’s toilet