I'D RATHER DIE - Your Dumb Comments

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[ThioJoe]

I decided to make this one a big more fun and interactive. Let me know what you guys think. (Btw, I almost never pick from the comments that are posted in response to my comments, so please keep your submissions as standalone comments and actual responses here, thanks!)

[xXFuZeSnipeZzXx]

Show him a picture of my girlfriend. A blank paper

[oxide]

Well, the best trick is to show him the Double your internet speed for free video. He'll go home and try it.
lol

[yoloswegginsosns]

I would show the robber ThioJoe's channel.

[sander]

I would use my "I have no WiFi in this house" paint.

[XenonLegend]

I would treat the robber overly excited like a good friend and act like we have known each other for years and to finish it off I will show him my KNAAWLEDGEE and then say it's time to go and he'll get out of my house so confused not even knowing what hit him. That is how you mindfuck a robber!

[izzyhopeunlisted]

I would scare the robber with a thio joe video.

[thetable]

.!If a robber broke into my house, i'll take off my pants and run toward them, that strategy always works

[EPCREEPER]

If a robber broke into my house, I would show them my Kick Buttowski scab collection.

[tristanhoekstra]

I'd put up ThioJoe videos on all screens in the house

[coolerthanu]

I'd throw a console at him, he wouldn't be able to render it until its too late

[BlackStoneMoviesMinecraft]

If a robber entered my house, I would open a bag of concentrated farts which I've been saving up for years.

[direkt]

My amiibo collection. I don't have them all D:

[MCHealo]

If a robber broke into my house, he would leave, why? Cause Im watching ThioJoe!

[adampreston]

I would use Nikolai's Breath.. Anyone? Anyone?

[jenwys]

I would use my phone to show him ThioJoe's videos.He wouldn't run away, but get a heart attack.

[schnozistanczar]

If a robber broke into my house, I'd show him a picture of Miley Cyrus

[spongsquad]

If a robber broke into my house, I'll recruit him to go and steal my neighbors wifi.

[VaultDwellerOG]

If a robber broke into my house I would blame ThioJoe for hiring him.

[dingus]

If a robber broke into my house I would scare him off by showing him ThioJoe's videos.