bathroom humor isn't funny #shorts

[corg_]

jack: toilet humour isn't funny
also jack: only breaks on the toilet humour ones

[SlowSTEN]

"Come in" has been my favorite response to this date.

[psychokramberry]

"mommy, I'm done! Help me wipe"

[riser]

"Just flush my self so i dont have to take part in that interaction"
*I felt that*

[Nice-phqu]

"Toilet humour isn't funny."
This line has been said by a guy who made a video called 'Top 10 farts'.

[creamcheese]

"There's already two of us in here, wait your turn."
"Here, I'll scootch over."
"No, I don't need help yet, thanks."

[lucymclooney]

"i am the lorax, i speak for the trees. Leave this place and let me crap in peace..."

I've said that in a school bathroom once

[Sleepy._.Enceladus]

“Listen man, I just had coffee, I don’t think the bathroom is going to be the same after this”

[_sophies]

"Come back with a warrant!" Is a great one

[northamericancommonwealth]

"Finally, a worthy opponent. Let the Battle commence"

My dad is in the navy and one of his stories he told was when someone's in the stall beside you, "knock twice, say 'hey' and that signals the beginning of round one" of "Battleshits" Round one...

[Rogue-Cheese]

"Wait your turn, there's already three of us in here!"

[fatbumbee]

"What are you doing in there?!"

"Making melted chocolate"

[NeoHiPPy]

"Not without a warrant, 5-0!"
"I don't want any Girl Scout Cookies!"
"Sorry, I don't need Jesus!"

[thatjokerperson]

"Are you the person they sent to wipe for me?"

[yengseungbae]

Start screeching like a raptor and then yell in a deep voice "What mortal deems to appear infront of thee?"

[oliviahanmers]

"Hold on let me finish this summoning real quick."

[mosspage]

Gotta hit them with the classic "come in"

[SerotoninParadise]

That last one is definitely my best friend, she literally laughed when a girl in the stall next to her left really fast after she tooted and the bathroom resonated with an audible splash. I told her she was evil and she just laughs harder 💀😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[bbbeththedork]

Thank you, Jack "Toilet humor isn't funny" Douglass

[_Oddity_]

"Who's there?"
"Hang on, I'm making cupcakes"
"Hey! We got a fourth!"
"Johnny-? Is that you-?"
**Maniacal laughter**