I’m so hopeful! #men #comments #funny #wtf #theaudacity

[mattwilson]

Mike Tyson made an observation once, something to the effect of, the internet has made people comfortable being disrespectful cuz they can't get punched in the face for it.

[ZenQuagga]

His writes like a wounded comic book character talks

[TheFatalT]

Definitely a keeper.

As in “keep on a leash outside”

[lokee]

Absolutely WILD that people think this is a normal thing to say to strangers 😭 (or anyone really)

[LillllyPad]

Congratulations 🎉 He’s a catch too. A real poet.

[ronswasonbutcuter]

The way that comment was typed makes me think he calls businesses hoping a woman will pick up, and then just breathes heavily

[gem]

This dude needs to learn what an inside thought is 😂

[coreyfaller]

Steer clear. That guy needs to have mommy give the "ok" before he can go out with a girl. He couldn't deal with a full grown, fully realized, independent woman. : )

[firegodessreiko]

Gag me. The fact that HE thinks he's something to write home about is thinks you're worth coffee and conversation and he ain't worth the two cents he's trying to rub together to make his Literally shut up, sir. I bet they're just banging down your door to get to you....oh was just the FBI. My mistake~

[what_equals_]

This is the best argument I've ever heard FOR getting a nose ring and tattoos. 😂

[moni]

Oh joyous day! He has stopped to give his full opinion with examples of just how shallow and simple-minded he is! I’ve always dreamed of such an honor. You’re so lucky!

[SetCCC]

I'm picturing this guy in my head and I don't like what I see.

[sweetsea]

🫅⚔️I now dub thee approved woman by this man... Maybe... Congratulations. This is a such a huge honour. I'm sure children will be singing songs about this moment for generations to come.

[Cosmiclattesss]

Every day I’m on the internet I wish I was a lesbian more and more

[jocelynshaft]

Comments like this make me reconsider getting a nose ring.

[ChickVicious]

Sadly that is how I would unironically react if someone gave me a maybe. Thank you for being you ❤ it's helpful to see how women who know their value respond.

[TeeKing]

My nose ring and tats are a stellar litmus test, apparently. 🤭

[westcoastusa]

You are so funny, quick witted, well spoken. Stay with your sarcastic thing you have going here. It’s hilarious and you speak to girlies who might have doubts about themselves but can take confidence from you. You provide a service. Much needed. Congratulations.

[bexlennox]

It’s so weird that they describe women like a dog pageant judge deciding if they are worthy of a “prize” when no woman was willing to be in the pageant in the first place

[KaneCats-ME]

Poor spelling and grammar aside for a STILL not worth a cup of Joe (and I'll bet Joe agrees) and a

What a putz!