Family Guy - Thanks for listening, Stewie

Season 19, episode 15: Customer of the Week

[fernandocarrazzoni]

"I'm a nice person."
"You're not."

[StuartIvie]

Stewie dropping each marker when he is done is very accurate.

[jai-lnstafford]

Stewie always stuck hearing everyone's sorrows, and they all think he's listening

[H]

"I tip in cash!"
"So?"


"Thanks for listening."
"I didn't have any choice."


Out of all that, those two were the closest to home.

[msthecommentator]

"If I stopped showing up, they'd probably wonder where I went!"
"They wouldn't."

That was the realest take.

[gavinlamp]

"If I stopped showing up, they'd probably wonder where I went."
"They wouldn't."
Stewie just summed up what employees think whenever someone goes "I'm never shopping here again!"

[TinaLee-lckd]

"You don't"
"They don't"
"You do"
"You aren't"
"You don't"
"They wouldn't"
"Your not"
"So?"
"I can"
"I have no choice..."

[christineferreira]

I love this part because the scribbling and dropping crayons just makes Stewie look like a cute baby. A cute baby who just has to listen to his mom vent about stupid stuff. 😂

[AndrewCortesi]

Every time there’s a female side character in a cutaway I just hear Hayley from American Dad.

[chijo]

"Thanks for listening Stewie."😁😊
"I had no choice."🙄🙄

[WC-jdrn]

I think we all need our own Gregor The Mountain Clegane for situations like that.

[Yukkin-fs]

Lyrics:

"You know what I think the problem is Stewie? I need to show them that I deserve to be customer of the week."

"You don't."

"But they probably see a women like me and think "She's got it all."

"They don't."

"I know it's a silly little award but I don't ask for much."

"You do."

"And this is the ONE place the ONE place that makes me happy."

"You aren't."

"I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. I feel like I really vibe with everyone there."

"You don't."

"I'm one of the best customers. If I stopped showing up they'd probably wonder where I went."

"They wouldn't"

"Because I'm a nice person."

"You're not."

"I tip in cash."

"So?"

"and I can't think of ONE good reason why they wouldn't pick me."

"I can."

"Ugh thanks for listening Stewie."

"I had no choice."

[chop]

“I tip in cash”
“So??”

Best line in the entire thing lol

[SpeedDemon-]

The woman at the store was very rude to Lois.

[noonenowhere]

Technically speaking he was listening. Heck his answers were all pretty on the mark too.

[BucketMask]

"This is the one place I'm happy!"
"You aren't"
That actually kind of hits too close to home. You may feel happy in the moment, but in general life you're still miserable.

[GxGNoir]

“Thanks for listening Stewie”

“I had no choice” lmfao

[tino]

I love that when Lois says "I tip in cash" Stewie is like "so"
Like as if tipping makes you a saint or something

[scottibrown]

*when you work in a call center
“Thanks for listening Stewie”
“I had no choice”

[kalvindouglas]

I love how Stewie has no problem crushing her heart