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you know the one, where that one guy saw that thing and it reminded him of that other dudes ex and then something about a pumpkin seed and a chair also a doorknob, and magic. then that simp was rizzless and then that skibidy toilet Rizzed a random bystander. then that thing committed suicide and said yeet off a cliff, and now that rizzless simp is depressed and now an ompa loompa is stalking people. Minecraft planet was gay and now he will be kidnapped that one time. then that alligator had some crocodile skin boot as he walked to Ohio. now bro baby gronk is rizzing simps like Ohio level gyatt in Michigan.