YOUR FRIEND SEES YOUR FICTIONAL CRUSH #shorts

[rinylvinyl]

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

[lacrossestick]

I showed my friends my fictional crush and my best friend since elementary school grabbed my face, pulled me close and made me look into their eyes and said to me, “You need a fucking therapist.”

[alexgelman]

Ah, kids these days becoming monsterfuckers on their "internets". Back in my day we had destiel and that one Sherlock Holmes ship from Tumblr.

[Omnihilo]

I showed a friend my fictional husband and he said, and I quote, "He looks like he sniffs panties and would beat you in a gas station parking lot".
It was L from Death Note. 💀

[Venti.the.bard.]

As someone who is in love with a monster with a couple eyes and two mouths (one of which is on his neck) I understand this on a deep level

[paetlyn]

“you’re into an animated man with a chainsaw for a head?”

me: yes, yes I am😌

[oshahott]

"That's a fish shark man. And why is it that this is how I find out that, anatomically, sharks have two di-"

[OzymandiusStudios]

An actual exchange I had with my friend after she started scrolling through my photos and saw all the fanart of nightcrawler from X-Men being hot
Them: You’re a monsterfucker. I don’t judge
Me: I just want to hold and cuddle and love them and take them to movies
Them: Oh! You’re a monsterCUDDLER. I judge you way less now

[mylifeisalie-]

Me with every black butler and bungo stray dogs characters:

[lazynoodle]

Me when i see the artwork of an eldritch horror, twirling my hair: are they single?
My friends: wtf

[ladykoiwolfe]

If you grab my phone you deserve to be shocked.

[LazyDivine]

It's fun reading through all the different fictional crushes people have

[Graciepoo]

POV: me showing my friend rengoku and saying he’s fine

Friend: “he’s like 40”

Me: 😓✋🏼 “he’s 20 and don’t judge we all know you have crushes on serial killers in horror movies”

Friend: “uhhh”

[queenbluecats]

Me with any person with a mask or a robot with body proportions:

[atiredweeb]

Me: omg I love this character cause of their backstory and how they're written so heres an entire character analysis on them.

My bestie: haha. Hot murder men be hot

[jessicajennings]

What really sucks is when you turn eighteen and realize you morally can’t have some of the same fictional crushes anymore.

[All_Your_Fandom_Needs]

"Expand your palate you coward!" Me to my friends when playing fictional character smash or pass

[seal]

*“Expand your palette you coward!”*

Said in English accent.

[StellarSaturn]

My friend watching me obsess over every member (except Nihil) of Ghost

[Lilbeanz]

"Expand your palette you coward!" I love that so much😂