Zuckerberg Criticizes Apple, Hegseth's Confirmation Hearing: Late Night's News of the Week

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Zuckerberg Criticizes Apple, Hegseth's Confirmation Hearing: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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[stop_lying_to_me]

Donald Trump spent 298 days playing golf during his presidency, marking the highest number of golf days by any U.S. president within a single term. The U.S. economy contracted at the fastest rate since 1946 and the unemployment rate reached 14.7%, the highest since the Great Depression. The national debt increased 40.43%.

[monkmell]

If it wasn’t for Seth, Jimmy Kimmel and their teams…I don’t know if I could stand the thought of the next 4 years of Trump.

[pickaport]

One day of mourning. Try four years.😂…..😢

[kimgraham]

We are doomed. We need to protect Seth at all costs.

[colorbugoriginals]

Ordered flags not be half-mast on his inauguration day. Really?! He's so petty and egoentric

[leannevandekew]

If Trump wanted Hillary to go to jail he should have just hired her...

[Phonelady]

The sign behind him . .military was spelled wrong. ..

[LSA_Animal_Audio_Enjoyer]

Did the Senate ask Hegseth about his white national tattoos?

[leannevandekew]

Trump blames Gavin for not keeping the forest floors clean.
To vacuum a forest floor, follow these steps:
Prepare the area: Remove large debris by hand.
Use the right vacuum cleaner: Choose one with a soft-bristled brush.
Adjust the suction power: Set it appropriately for hardwood floors.
Start vacuuming: Use a soft-bristle broom or a vacuum cleaner with a specialized hardwood floor attachment.

[butameremortal]

👏🏻 you did it Seth ! He is tweeting about you after the airing 😂

[Dbb-]

Melania’s son is in college and no longer living at home. Wtf? Her first responsibility is to be a mom? 😂. She gets more hysterical as time goes by. What’s next? Her most important responsibility is to stay away from her husband so she’s not embarrassed? 😅

[Cain_Enable]

And here come the jackals with the mention that mario and luigi are nintendo not sony

[vickywitton]

I feel for all of you in the US, I hope things arent as bad as you think ( hope, hope, hope....)

[australien]

Im thinking walmart just repainted the old faded logos rather than "replacing" them

[compirate]

Biden wouldn't say hashtag, he'd say that pound sign thing

[beandon]

Showing Mario and Luigi for a joke about PlayStation. Embarrassing display.

[NoMudNoLotusGRL]

Seriously? Lay off Biden, would you? We've got 4 years of absolute $hit ahead of us.

[ookpic]

"Well, I'm out!" ... and that includes: dry January, FB, X, Amazon, and any internet news platforms for the next four years...maybe forever. Frogface, Lazyeye, and Bangbro can suck it.

[EBDirewolf]

Mario and Luigi are Nintendo exclusive, so we wouldn't smell them via a Sony console. Now, Kratos' B.O. and Sackboy's smell... those are more likely.

[CarolAllen-lx]

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