r/Crappyoffbrands | I DON'T WANT TO!

[Phin_Again]

4:37 kinda hate to break it to you, but even Sony calls it cross.

[ishanlamba]

"Begay"
Robin: "I am"

Was that the most casual coming out I've ever heard?

[nousernameforme]

Offbrand:begay
Person in the closet: don't rush me!

[arstxn]

Imagine seeing someone walking around with Aides on, and not even noticing whats wrong.

[all_luvr]

"Hurry Cutter" had the perfect opportunity to be "Hair-y Cutter"

[samschannel]

“Mr. Creamy”
“N U T M A S T E R”

[-novawillow-]

The google slides were on purpose. They sell those because they know people with humor will buy them ;-;

[kotarojoestar]

"NUKE, just do it."
Ah yes, my favorite brand of warheads

[KiraTheFoolOfTheFools]

10:15
i love how even though its hardly understandable whats written there, im still capable of telling what its exactly about like, "carlos area" = Kalos region, "Selenia" = Serena, "lemon" = Clemont, and im guessing "You Li" is supposed to be Clemonts sister, Bonnie.

And of course "Picacho" being the annoying yellow electrical mouse, _Pikachu_

[dcyng_m]

The “baby shart” caught me so off guard. Started cough-laughing immediately

[justaweirdguy]

Emkay: “Burger Queen. Be careful, she can move in any direction.”
Chess players: *WHEEZE*

[oOjojoOo]

“begay”
“i kinda already am...”
if that ain’t a mood

[ADonutMan]

5:58 As a russian, i'm still trying to find the strawberry creme on that cover (the words in the golden line are saying "with strawberry creme!")

[vicentipede]

Therapist: Seahorse Squidward doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Seahorse Squidward: 3:42

[chelidemi]

“Let’s go buy some Nukes, bro”
“Oh yeah, sure. They’re like, $10.”

[lune]

The line of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” knock-offs almost have their own lore to it.

[TheLostCrusader-qc]

When you go to burger hub, and that mayonnaise seems to be a little bit to creamy.

[JC-iiyx]

"be gay" "Sorry- already kind of am" I FELT THAT

[koalapaint]

10:01 Historically, Akhenaten was a pharaoh that made his own crappy offbrand of Egypt’s religion, so that does fit.

[hushfur]

I've been laughing at "Dinky King" for an hour now