I Want To Be In the Illuminati

Just like Madonna and Will Smith.

Shot in the mountains of Palm Springs, California by MM (who wants to remain anonymous, can’t think why … Why is it so many people want to make music videos with me, but almost all of them want to remain anonymous?) This song makes me smile a lot. Hopefully, it will you too.

Tour dates:

Lyrics:
I dream of a better future for
Me and my family.
Though mainly me.
I’ll scheme with the rich and powerful.
Life would be so easy.

I wanna to be in the illuminati.
How do you get into the club?
I want an invite to an Epstein party
Bet it’s even better than the pub.

I want to formulate the new world order
And join the nought point one percent.
I really want to be a duke or lord or
Baron in a one world government.

They’re known to be prone to pedophilia.
Their symbol’s a triangle with an eye.
And with Satan they’re familiar
13 pure bloodlines.
Yikes, how they like to harvest adrenalin
And inject the blood of juveniles
It is rumoured they are aliens
Some form of reptile.

Blessed, such success, is I guess why that some think they’re wizards
But no, that’s not so, don’t you know they are shape-shifting lizards?

I’ll sell my soul to the illuminati.
For lots of glory, wealth and fame.
To be a Rothschild, a Du Pont, a Barclay,
I’ll do anything I have no shame.

How do you get in the illuminati?
Be like Madonna and Will Smith
Barack Obama, Angelina Jolie?
I applied and they replied, “as if”.

I want to stop you all from reproducing.
Impose population control.
I’ll claim that human numbers need reducing,
So Bill Gates can vaccinate the prols.

I want to be in the same gang as Beyonce.
With secret codes and hieroglyphs.
I want go to Davos with the nonces.
Sacrifice some babies with Sam Smith.

I want to operate the banking system,
Own all the assets and the land.
I want to snigger while the plebs eat insects.
Be in the Bilderberg Group
And
Hang out with former Nazis.
Worship the Prince of Darkness.
Control the Tory Party.
Write songs with Paul McCartney.
Be an illuminati man.

[tonyalways]

This should be the opening theme to the Oscars.

[rupertqsound]

This has West End musical written all over it! 😄

[JontyCtheKing]

Great song. You can tell Dominic’s on target with this one given that YouTube has included “context” below the video!

[FatNorthernBigot]

You know it's quality when YouTube sticks a misinformation banner on it. Thank you, YouTube. Your biased and judgemental nanny features are all that's good for the likes of this underling. 😂

[matman]

Please confirm that you're not planning on passing the outside of a fifth floor window anytime soon!!?😅

[aphroditeblighty]

Wow..one song encapsulating everything. Bravo Dom.

[AWalkontheWildSideBlackpool]

Just heard it on Delingpole & had to check out the vid. Fantastic👌

[blitzerblazinoah]

"Sacrifice some babies with Sam Smith".

LOL! Best lyric.

[CrunchyNorbert]

It was nice knowing you Dom,
sorry to hear about your impending self-deletion

[ComUnSas]

That moment in the recent Delingpole interview when Dominic described medieval sumptuary laws intentionally limiting what ordinary people could eat and wear ... followed shortly by caving in on the argument that the current madness is largely emergent and telling Delingpole he is right about (mostly) everything. Top entertainment. Thank you. And this is a cracking song. Thank you for that also

[Aberrantly]

How come this song doesn't have more views?

Clearly the work of the Illuminaughty.

[TMarshConnors]

British comedy has historically ridiculed the status quo, the mainstream narrative etc. It has always been a voice of the marginalised, no matter what side of the spectrum - left or right. Always challenging perspectives and narratives, British comedians have done wonders.

[chuckmyd]

Another fantastic video featuring Dominic Frisby!

[chalkyc]

Well worth the wait, brilliant, in more ways than one!

[colin]

Long, long time no see. Another winner and like others have commented, this is a musical I want to see. The only one I want to see, to be fair.

[jacksonfilm]

That was fantastic! Laughed my head off

[colinread]

Broadway next surely? Another surefire winner from the Frisby pen!

[deborahforster]

Simply delicious! They're all coming down soooon!

[colin]

BLOODY BRILLIANT and to think there are people that really think like that

[QuincyB]

Excellent! Looking forward to the show in March.