Andy Borowitz: Were The Moon Landing Conspiracy Theories Faked? | Now It All Makes Sense

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[IsmokeHiphopLive]

NASA is planning another moon mission in 2024 to bring back the camera man.

[telefunkenyou]

The lunar lander looks like the forts I built in the living room as a kid.

[jamespython]

"How do you erase the tapes of the greatest event in 2000 years?"
THAT is the nail in the

[jojoaja]

I went to saturn in 1969, but I lost the telemetry data

[adamjamal]

3:32 an america where everyone is free to ask questions
but
never get the answers

[jamespython]

What is harder to believe? That man walked on the moon, or that the Government is telling the truth?

[nate]

This video in a nutshell.

There's tons of science. So much science. Lots of science. Trust us. There's a lot.

Also this video: shows no science, talks about no science, proves nothing. Just trust us. Much science

[johncoscette]

To be fair, he’s over here just dunked on these guys without ever actually debunking their claims with evidence. It was 100% shit talk.

[capote]

Prove it and go again. They cant and they wont

[bizzjoe]

The most hilarious work of fiction was Nixon's "phone call to the moon"

[GrimKayne]

That one time duct tape and aluminum foil went to the moon and back.

[johncathy]

Funny how he doesn't address the arguments that we didn't and couldn't have gone to the moon.
He just mocks straw men arguments.
What are the arguments that we didn't go to the moon?
Oh wait, I can't seem to find them on Youtube, Google etc.
If they are so crazy, why hide

[Ahmad-yheg]

I went to heaven, but accidentally deleted the footage

[xworkerbee]

Even Neil Armstrong didn't believe he walked on the Moon. So there!

[pasisovi]

it needs this low level of sarcasm in order to keep the mass believing in moon landing - well done buddy, a very good professional propaganda job.

[williama.]

In my 37 years on earth i learn not to trust or take their words as facts of politicians, scientists, and the corporate news .

[sircles-net]

Even if we could find the tapes, we wouldn't have the equipment to play it back. And all throughout the interim, we never realised that anyone would ever want to see tham. So we never backed them up to the latest medium, or analysed them to prepare for returning to the moon, or made a note in a log book on which shelf they were on, because that's just un-scientific. I mean, who could ever get to the moon by being rational and keeping tight security and records and stuff, right?

[williama.]

Man wants to colonize mars but doesn't want to colonize the obvious place men first set a foot on ...the moon that in itself should raise a lot of questions.

[jamespython]

The problem is, is that the people that actually watched it on TV when it supposedly happened, believe it with their HEART. Those that didn't see it only need to be convinced with their mind. The fact it, is that it's harder to convince the HEART that it wasn't real than it is the mind.

[dondon]

If this was really true why NASA haven’t gone back to the moon since 1969 with the advanced technology we have today?