Cu Chulainn’s debt

#mythology #celtic #cuchulainn #irish #dog #ulster #hound #lugh #comedy

[Christopher-eqrn]

reminder that cu was like 10 at this point, killed the dog in self defense, and only went along with it because he felt guilty

[Soulym]

Culann: Since when does a dog talk.
Me: Since the 2009 movie "UP".

[Sir_Gwan]

The "That's better" sounded like it came from an actual jaded old man who just wants to scare the living crap out of you and I like it

[windofchaosblows]

only now I start to understand why in fate franchise he portrayed as one of the (if not the most) unluckiest characters

[dcctann]

Culann: “since when does a dog talk?”

Me: *Looks at fate/GO and sees all the talking dogs (Cú’s) running around in the game.*

[RandomGuy-cint]

That's why they call him dog in fate

[faeriedragon]

Chulainn was not fucking around with sétanta

[Outcastgrunt]

Small correction he should have been called Satanta as that was his originelt name.

[AppahTheChin]

Setenta being like: It’s not what I originally signed up for, but it could be much worse.

Setenta holding himself up with his intestines: This is much worse.

[johnb]

Damn that E rank luck really gets him into some shit

[joeindeed]

Imagine in the future people come up to it and he’s just on all fours barking at the people who come buy, and even biting them

[jaschabull]

This takes me back to that one failed attempt to get down from the ceiling in Mary Poppins.

[wolfbane]

Well in the actual mythology the dog had puppies and he would guard the door until the puppies were full grown

[toastyjr]

FGO be like: F that
Real life: well shit

[whateverwhatever]

“Rin watch out! Something tells me this guy sucks and never wins fights!”-UBW abridged

Isn’t that right, Cu Chulame

[captainvalourous]

Ah yes another interlude quest of the Blue Lancer 😅

[ethanmacleod]

When the record scratches as he’s tied up to the rock facing his enemies even in death: “yeah, that’s me, you must be wondering how I got here” fades to this moment

[TheSonOfTheDragon]

Apparently Cu Chulainne wanted to marry a princess but her father, who for some reason didn't want a super strong hero as a son-in-law, refused so in response to this Cu Chulainne tore down the king's castle with his bare hands, took the princess for himself, and left the king with nothing but a massive hole in the ground.

[YSL]

"Uh... woof?"
"That's better."
Lmfao

[ezioalgi]

This is the beginning journey of our unluckiest blue skintight Lancer