Captain Acheran's Manpower Problem | Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2 meme dub

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"Captain I think that for some reason the amount of manpower you commit to any particular strategem seems to be inverse to how many men the strategem would actually need."

"WHAT???? YOU DARE SAY THIS WHEN YOU WERE SUSPECTED OF HERESY ONE TIME 200 YEARS AGO?????? JUST FOR THAT I'M ONLY SENDING YOU WITH FIVE MEN YOU FLIPPING CHUD. WHAT DO YOU EVEN NEED FOUR MEN FOR? THREE MEN IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH! TWO MEN IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING, NOW GET DOWN THERE BY YOURSELF AND SAVE US ALL FROM THIS PROBLEM I CAUSED BY NOT LISTENING TO YOU."

I am a certified Captain Acheran hater.

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"Best I can do is half a man"

*sends a dreadnought*

jupitergaming
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Titus: I need 12 Angry Men.

Acheran: I can spare Two and a Half Men.

dannyred
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Rare moment where leandros agreed with titus for a second

Sorcerer_of_Tzeentch
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Leandros being reasonable is the most insane bit

CrabSpu
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"Talasa, I need you to dispose of the Hive Tyrant to throw the Tyranid forces into disarray. Best I can spare is 2 Medicae, 1 frag grenade and 2 Occulus Bolt Carbines"

bloodmoonangel
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Calgar: Captain Archeran, muster your company. We going to finish off Chaos demons and traitors.
Archeran: Best I can offer is 3 men.
Calgar: 🤨

zazry
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The Codex Astartes on Marine deployment:

"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!"

eatingpancakesrightnow
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It’s not that Acheran doesn’t like Titus he just doesn’t know how to count

elliotthaupts
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“Titus, you’re named Ultramarines with your helmets off. You’ll be fine” 0:56

This line is so real

WrenchViewing
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Titus: "A Splendid victory! High Five!

Acheran: "I can spare you three, no more."

williambell
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Ultramarines: here’s 4 of our weakest, go kill that bio titan

Thousand sons: here’s 500, go kill those 4 space marines

hunteraff
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— "Lieutenant you have to purge the Eye of Terror."
— "Yes, sir I will need..."
— "One servitor skull is the best I can do..." *bagpipe intensifies*

tikhonoldwood
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dont ask Acheran what's heavier between a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers

SuperiorJango-iuxo
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In Acheran's defense, who in their right mind would look at a space marine in the eyes and tell him that he can't pay for a 5 aquilla orange juice with 3 aquillas (other than another space marine)

aname
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Titus: “Abbadon is outside with a Resurrected Horus.”
Acheran: “I can spare 1 man.”
Titus: *Inhales* “SIR, I’m really starting to get tired of your bull-“
Acheran: “It’s Malum.”
Titus: “Caedo?”
Acheran: “Yes.”
Titus: *”…..I Can Work With This.”*

Peter_Turbo
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Then, on his way to the shop, he meets Cadian Regiment Private Ramirez defending a burger place all by himself all the while Ramirez's officer is yelling "Ramirez, do everything!"

sanadamakie
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The Salamanders running a charity 5 aside football tournament for children's hospitals sounds pretty on brand to be fair.

ConorD
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Titus: “The Primarch asks the impossible! I need more men!”

Scotsmarine: “Oh no, how terrible! That's just awful, how terrible, oh no!"

Fezwald
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3:30 It says a lot that even Leandros of all people agree with Titus being frustrated with Archeran's BS.

TheWarmachine
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Ultramarine: “Sir, the Emperor has requested that we fly into the Eye of Terror, fight our way through the Thousand Sons to Magnus the Red and return him to Terra in a box.”

Captain Acheran: “Best I can offer is three men.”

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