In Germany we need to use "Lichthupe" because the sound waves of our horns are slower than we are.
PhilIpp
No matter how fast you drive on a german Autobahn, somebody is driving faster than you. Always.
niccibarsini
If you ever feel useless, just remember there is someone in a BMW factory somewhere installing indicator lights on their cars.
AlexK-ypik
For those confused:
He is driving really fast ~124 freedom eagles per Taylor swifts, and then he gets over taken by ~186 cornfields per Sean combs convictions 🦅
thinkofsomething
...and then you notice the BMW is being chased by a delivery van that looks like it's been trying to pass it for some time...
stuborn-complaining-german
The handyman truck that's even faster than the BMW is missing here.
luciaseriin
Here in Norway the top limit is 110km/h. Sitting in a car on the Autobahn was a crazy experience.
But I'm in awe of German traffic flow, and how they communicate efficiently with blinkers and even head lights. I've concluded that "efficiency" is just another word for German.
That_Guy
No matter how fast you think you're going, you WILL be passed by a German "Using the whole speedometer"
eggdude-nq
And then there's a guy late to work in his golf rabbit breaking the speed of light
literallyhuman
recently I've been to Germany for the first time in my life and my BRZ has never been disrespected in such brutal way on highway by Mercedes minibus carrying some tourists before...
Lapsio
In Germany we call him "Linksspurschleicher". ☝️
esch
I love these stories. They make me smile. I had to look up the speed conversion. Goodness!
janeyork
Having seen a few other foreigners on YouTube, I have to say that Liam is by far the best at making jokes about Germany. And he does it without being snide.
MyManicmonday
Ich zahle für den ganzen Tacho - ich nutze den ganzen Tacho.
siramoras
My dad told me this story once when he was in Germany.
I had heard there was no speed limit there and since in our country the max is 90kmh i thought oh boy i'm gonna crank this engine up.
I took it all the way to 150kmh and some absolute lunatic drove passed me on like 400kmh.
I nearly pissed myself, slowed down and got the hell out of there.
The_Daily_Tomato
"I paid for the whole speedometer, SO I AM USING THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER!"
GodEmperorOfMankin-d
You won't ever see tail lights that close to your rear view mirror. You'll see a tiny little flash from a distance. You move over... And suddenly a And he's gone past you and into the horizon
vueport
The mysterious Chiron that comes screaming out of hell at 482 kph 💀
jonathanbentz
Germany, the country where you learn that Mercedes Sprinter loaded with 2 Washmachines, 3 Fridges, 1 German Driver and 2 Turkish servicemen are faster on the way to Kebap lunchbreak, than any NASCAR ever did.
