the funniest lyric in rap history

#meme #mfdoom

i'm like anywhos

[zanik.]

THE SONG IS VOMITSPIT!!

edit 2: A MILLION VIEWS! FUCKING INSANE THAT HAS MADE MY DAY, THANK YOU!

a video that took me like 5 minutes to edit got 100k thanks guys.

edit: since this video is getting hella views, imma be a shill and promote my new video:


check it if you want, if not that is totally cool.

k thx bye

[bertchintus]

"One for the money, two for the better green, 3, 4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine". Thats one of his best lines imo

[imthiazmuhassin]

The beat is so butter
Peep the slow cutter
As he utters the calm flow (Your mother)
Don't talk about my mom's yo

[armintor]

Even with visual aid i still cant get what the hell he meant to say in that first sentence but that shit straight fire 🔥🔥 🔥🔥

[alexhedstrom]

Funniest one I’ve heard it “in the land of milk and honey with the swirls, where reckless naked girls get necklaces with pearls, compliments of the crown jeweler” hahahaha

[food]

We are going to the top with this one ❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥

[KgD]

“Light the doobie till it glow like a ruby”-MF DOOM

[huntymcbunty]

DOOM has gotta be my favorite lyricist of all time, Kendrick’s might mean more but i’ve never been able to relate to someone as much as doom.

[JUICEBOX]

the best rap bar is in accordion when he says ''hey you, dont touch the mic like its aids on it''

[realkingofantarctica]

Now I get why everyone meat-rides MF DOOM, this man's unashamedly got his own style and talked about things no one would dare.

[PublicHeaIth]

"The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd, the best MC with no chain you've ever heard. "

[CoryMck]

he's talking about music.
The 3 different types of rappers at the time can largely be categorized as:
Butter softy:The soft guy whos main audience is women, think Drake or sisqo
Leather flossy: the stylish rapper who is always flexing their wealth, P Diddy or T.I.
Fatty juggy: the hardcore kingpin gangster who doesn't care about appearances or being attractive to women, but cares about sounding like a gangster, Rick Ross, Jay-Z

DOOM isn't concerned with fitting the archetypes, he's going to make music his own way. He's going to "funk" up the music his own way anytime he's on the beat.

[Black-rwog]

ya'll missin my favorite bar, in great day he raps "last wish i wish i had 2 more wishes and i wish they fixed the door to the matrix, theres mad glitches, spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches, one thing this party could use is more, ahem, booze, put yourself in your own shoes" like GODDAMN what a clever verse, and he brought it back with that shoes line too

[logicnorespond]

One of his most out of pocket lines that killed me went something like "she was like a daughter to me, taught her how to bust a nut"

[RedJellyfish]

I remember I saw this video when it first came out and I was like yo this is tuff who is this guy, and then I discovered MF DOOM and the underground rap scene in general. eventually I branched out into other genres like jazz and stuff and got into sampling music that I liked. I started selling the beats I made and actually making money. I realized this video was my gateway into music so thanks for making this bro, lowkey changed my life fr

[God_is_an_Atheist]

No one in rap history ever loved and hated woman more than MF DOOM.

[WhentheBehelitScreams]

DOOM and ODB consistently made me laugh. Crazy enough the line that got me was in Vomitspit. It was "rven when ribs was touched, he never swallowed the ham". I had legit laughter at DOOM's clever way of saying he won't go down town.

[eb]

“Anywho’s…” is something you’d hear when a 90s dad in a 00s sitcom tries to change the subject to talk about his daughter’s love life.

[Stakwell]

"Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone?" 😢🙏🏾🕊r.i.p the super villain.

[adam.august]

seeds walkin all out in the street without any shoes