When They Say Merry Christmas—Lyric Video

When you’re fighting the War on Christmas the words “Merry Christmas” take on special meaning. It’s time we celebrated that fact in song!

Lyrics:
You’ve probably heard “Merry Christmas”
said in a new way
With scowls and steely eyes
that contradict what these words say
It’s no longer said with smiles
it comes out with a frown
’Cause they’re not trying to lift you up
they’re putting the whole world down

When they say “Merry Christmas”
they really mean “AMERICA!”
Their radio and TV shows
filled them with hysteria
The world is out to get them
they feel they’re under attack
When they say “Merry Christmas”
they mean “Take My Country Back!”

These surly yuletide warriors
get angrier each year
Their greetings get more desperate
as they give in to fear
They put special meaning into
these certain words they say
And hope these incantations
keep the evil world at bay

When they say “Merry Christmas’
they really mean “J’ACCUSE!”
To rain down condemnation on
those who don’t share their views
They just want to celebrate
the gift of peace and light
So if you say “Happy Holidays”
there’s gonna be a fight

A baby born this season brings us joy
Now all we see is Satan
and those in his employ

When they say “Merry Christmas”
they really mean “Fuck You!”
They inflict their politics
on everything they do
They’re not wishing peace on Earth
or good will anymore
It’s not “Merry Christmas”
it’s a call to war!
Oh, it’s not “Merry Christmas”
it’s a call to war!

[phoenixnoire]

Wait. You mean there's no actual war on Christmas? That's just great. Now what am I gonna do with all these snowy bombs and wreath-seeking missiles?

[mjh]

I hate when people assume the worst intentions of those they disagree with.

[amh]

My literal experience in retail this season lol

[_-___________]

Who is this this song about? Sorry I'm tired right now and I won't come back later to figure out who is the target audience because I will be enjoying Christmas. Anyone want to tell me so the notification shows up later and I can figure out what to think... uugh so tired...

[cocharles]

Who is this kriss you speak of and why is he missed?

[GSpotter]

Takinging Christ out of Christmas is an undeniable example of cultural appropriation. Taking another's celebration and changing it to make it conform to your own liking is in itself the height of cultural appropriation...Ho the hypocrisy..

The only legitimate intent of anything anybody says is the one intended by the speaker. Not the butt hurt feelings of the one hearing it. If you think I am wrong about this then please feel free to debate.

[alohamailbox]

How funny how people think and interpret things and blow it out of the water. Maybe quit thinking on the secular level and watch "Merry Christmas Charlie Brown.