Things I want to say in the U.S.A as a Japanese guy

Japan and america are both wild. I like americans

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[livyintheskywithdragons]

American people: why do Japanese people make English words so much harder than they are?
Also Americans: Carry okay

[requiemforameme]

2: Don’t worry, if there are you won’t have to ask.

4: Yes, it’s called drugs! Particularly relevant in some states.

[alexs.]

"I want to be a *C O C K* "
feel you sora

[CrissBluefox]

"Where are the subtitles?"
Sorry sir, you need to pay a fee for those.

[futuristicdew]

My school has exchange student majority are from japan
The first thing a japanese dude told me is how do i say bad words

[ferretyluv]

You could come to America and say these things. People would laugh and think you’re hilarious.

[edge]

Japanese: "It's pronounced "karaoke".
American: "It's pronounced "lemonade".

[SamCyanide]

My swedish friend when the restaurant waiter asks if he's finished:
"No I'm swedish"

[ExpIDK]

Sora talks about being in the US, Sora American confirmed

[normal]

Sora: "It's not called 'Garry Oki' it's called 'kareoke!'"

American (later): "Hey, you'll never guess what Gary Oak's Japanese name is!"

[misterbeezee]

American: Hey dude, I speak your language!

Japanese: Oh cool, speak with me!

American: Ni Hao!

[AaronMinerRunicfire]

I swear, the way you, as a Japanese person, want to troll Americans, is incredibly American. I can just imagine this happening:

Sora: “Hi, I’m Sora, I want to be an American.”
Kenshiro: “You’re already American.”
Sora: “Wait, wha…”

::hamburgers explode out of Sora::

[JackIngoff-ok]

いつも学校で体育の先生が “ok guys now do karaoke” とか言うと「ケリオケじゃなくてカラオケ」と思う

[Kentanimationnnnnnnnn]

i got you covered for the most part. i've done most of these already but i'll get to work on the others.

[faekapira]

In cyprus (and probably greece, i'd assume) we have a dessert called "kok".
It has cream inside of it.

[AlfredoGomez-kpcf]

Doesn't matter whether you're a weeb in Japan or a Japanese person in America.


You're probably gonna want subtitles

[NJDJ]

"I want to be a _cook!_ oh my Japanese accent came out!"

~~~Brazilian Sora, 2023

[EliteEaterCRV]

Also could you super duper please start calling JohnySomlli, Johny So Small-E, it would be really f-n funny. I came up with a simple meme drawing of him for a table-top board game idea that I have. Would share with you, but you said you don't have a Discord server yet I think.

[dissident]

A second trip for trolling would be hilarious.

[Sophie_chan]

I was surprised that one time where I heard Sora say carry oke instead of karaoke as it's pronounced the same in french