Why does Anime do this?

[.from.nicole.]

"I HATE YOU!"
"I LOATHETH YOU, NOW DISSIPATE FROM THY SIGHT!"

[desmondthedonkeybuster]

Dub: “I can’t let go”
Sub: “I seem to lack the capability to loosen my grasp to the point of release”

[SeanoMiester]

“You better be ready!”
“PREPARE THYSELF”

[Magic_Pen_Studios]

“It’s Morbin’ time”
“‘‘Tis thy hour of which to Morb”

[miiru]

“Just give me your money, woman!”
“Runneth thy pockets, thou scallywag!”

[NotVenzavi]

"Shut Up."

"I Politely Request Thy Cease Exploiting Vocal Cords."

[lilstrawberry_lady]

“I didn’t say anything.”

“It is incorrect that I spoke.”

[dr.nk]

“Who let the dogs out?”

“Who is the wretched scallywag that has released thy canines?”

[Theseasonedgamer]

“Why don’t they match up?”

“Well gang seems we got another mystery on our hands.”

[Crusader]

“i dont like you, go away”
*_”I DESPISE THEE, BEGONE FOUL CREATURE”_*

[The_Unikitty_Gamergirl]

"You made these cookies for me? Wow, thats so awesome!"

"You baked a flat, delectable pastry for myself? Spectacular, this is quite extraordinary!"

[sarix_]

"Im going to school"
"I am embarking on a journey to the building of education and knowledge"

[gilthenrill]

“This was so hard.”
Subtitles: “That task was exeptionaly formidable to accomplish.”

[milktea]

The anime guy looks exactly like Fred from scooby doo…. He should say his famous catchphrase

[JulianMendez-vysy]

“ Truth or dare “
“ authentic factual response or mischievous challenge

[PinkTieGuy]

Sub: I love you
Dub: I'm feeling great levels of affectionate regard towards you

[StarrDoesStuff]

: You're cute

C.C: You are physically attractive in an admirable way

[klee]

"Go away!!!"

"Thy prescence is henceforth requested to vanquish from mind's eye."

[ziwmcso]

"Not your business! "
"Nothing you should care about"

[ryzekiv]

Sub: “I love you.”
Dub: “I’m glad we’re cousins.”