Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enormous Penis

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[pasqallysquigglyjunior]

This song brings back good memories back in the good old days when I was homeless and eating cheddar cheese Ramen and listening to this song next to a highway😢

[Wizz]

I showed this song to my father on Father's Day without telling him what it was or showing him the song title. Not only did he start singing along, he blasted it through his car radio so that literally everyone on the road would hear it and then proceeded to play it like 3 more times afterwards

[frost]

Memes aside, can we apreciate how well made this song is

[exoticcar]

In addition to the hilarious lyrics, this actually has beautifully arranged 4 part barbershop harmonies to go along with it. So many colorful, tasteful chords, placed precisely at the right times to make the song that much more of a pleasure to listen to

[moiramcevoy]

We played this at full volume in our car with our windows down during a traffic jam.

[lycanthis]

The real question is, how did they sing this without breaking into laughter.

[Sgt_ioiwsl]

This is simply put, a masterpiece, the veins are massive and all in the right areas as well as the hair all the while not just being long but an equally impressive girth, one of if not the best songs I have ever heard. And his D is good too I guess.

[speedysandwich]

1:32 my man really went "👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹PENIS 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹"

[ericbriggs]

Monty Python would be seriously envious of this masterpiece.

[brewingboy]

Lyrics:

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way
Ba-um-ba
Ahhh, ahh-um
Ahhh, ahh-uhh

Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-he-he-nis

Everybody!
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba-bab
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way
My trouser monster
Everything is goin' my way
My meat is murder
Everything is goin' my way
Size doesn't matter
Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay
Yum

[domtheonion]

This song unironically slaps, and I have no idea how you were able to achieve that.

[FourthGermanReich]

They missed a huge opportunity to play this in D Major.

[Inaerion]

Thank you for putting this in my ‘Children’s Song Mix’ YouTube

[maplejet]

I played this song at my workplace. My boss immediately got a co-worker from a different department to get in the room and listen to it cause it was his song.

[browncheese]

Dad: Turn that off.
Son: Why?
Dad: We have bigger speakers downstairs.

[spinningchurro]

There is a philosophical message behind this song, and I support it. Every man needs to walk around like he has a big one. Men need to start being strong.

[koop-xcie]

Girls talking about puberty : I have mixed feelings. My body is changing. It feels wierd and painfull but it's an important step to become a strong independent woman

Boys talking about puberty : 0:44

[MatthewT]

It's about time they made song that reflects my everyday life

[stoybenxi]

“Playing this song at maximum volume in the house after a relationship dispute is either the best or worst decision one can make.”

-Sun Tsu

[ErinGoBragh]

I have the humour of a child for laughing at this 😂 Jesus this is brilliant