That is one power move tho. “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna leave chaos in my wake and make them regret taking away everything I had to lose.”
averysmolbrownie
This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.
Lix
“W-W-Women say crazy things- R-R-Right you guys?”
~ Lord Wellington • 2023
LoisLane
this is even better than the shorter version 💀
erensfreedom
I love the smash bros announcer voice:
*_SIR HENRY IS SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER_*
kaisawatson
“Did you find god up there?” SENT ME FLYING
yuk_ichi
She found no tea about the executioner, meaning the executioner is good to go 😂
AlineDreams
Honestly, if I'm being executed, I'd take as many people as possible along the way as well.
tybenne
Fun fact: according to Puppet History, this is sort of how the Affair of the Poisons got started.
SexyBeamShooter
Me If I was accused of witchcraft in the 1800's
GROUNDHOGCULT
The part where she says "Is blood thicker than water? ...its up for debate" gets me everytime
TheGhostKing
0:50 I don’t know why but the look on the executioner’s face kills me every time! 😂
elisabethheiman
We need to see this guy and the head of the church together.
NO, we need a series to know what de fuck happened here.
dantemaquiavelli
When you wanna slay before you’re slain
cheese
Ok, so this woman is definitely Joanne. You can't tell me that's not her. 😭😭
FMoment
U never dissapoint how u come up with those ideas 😂
yumekojabami
I’m so so glad there’s an extended version of this *chefs kiss*
OhSkyeLanta
"You have a hole and you should use it" ICONIC
ArtemimiOCE
I love how she was like “yeah I’m calling you out but I don’t really care. You do you”
redrasegarden
“You have a hole and it should be used” these are words that everyone can benefit from
