Vsauce Shorts Out Of Context: Supercut

I previously made a Vsause out of context short, so here it's the extended cut of it! Hope you all enjoy

My friend said my VidIQ Seo Score is low, so i gotta do that
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(Those were generated by an ai, sorry)

[CommatheCatboy]

0:06 “It tasted like-“ perfect cutoff
0:14 yes

[Kanyewestglazer]

1:21 you don't even have to take this one out of context

[sashimiroll]

The chaos of Michael transcends the format. Just give him a camera and watch the chaos unfold

[notmyname]

You know i feel micheal could start a cameo and make lots of money ifhe didnt already say half of the stuff he did

[Mesh_ExpertFX]

"ITS A TIE!"
ohh thank you vsauce i didn't know what that is

[romanazukova]

1:45 who agrees to me thats the funniest

[SalsaTobias]

2:56 he sounds way too excited to eat cooked poop

[context]

"how many lightyears of water can you suck?" - vsause

[OpabasicReal]

"This can of soda expired almost 4 years ago. *can opens* It smelled like soda but tasted like PFFT"
"Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba."
"Do you want me?"
"You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"
"Ga, ga, ga."
"When you wear it, your hot parts are accentuated."
"It's a tie!"
"A fart can escape your jeans."
"All we know is somehow, somewhere in the brain, we forfeit truth for exaggerated contrast."
"If you smack two heavy metal balls together, EGGGH"
*Metal object falls into table*
"Diarrhea. D, I, UH, ERR, HHH, EH, ah..."
"This is how i spell the word "church". It's wrong."
"Today, we're going to make boring bubbles. HH-"
"The soap and water will trap the gas into cute bubbles."
"If you think explosive hydrogen gas is cute."
*Something spins(?) around*
"Mmm, are people getting hotter?"
*Music plays with emojis popping around*
"How many light years of water can you suck?"
"HGGH, Haha!"
"But let's make it even hotter. First, i'll need to rust up one of these balls."
"Can your thumb do this?"
"No, 7, never ate 9. 7 doesn't even know 9."
"Boomers are hotter than millennials."
"AAUWGHhh"
"And then stick your fingers in your ears."
*Object hits table leg*
*loses beard*
"A fart could literally be silent, but deadly."
"I've had this lump of Indium for years, but i have never taken a bite out of it until now."
"The most valuable thing i own, is probably this."
"Do not eat."
*Silica gel hits tuonge*
"I literally forgot who How To Basic is."
*Something spins around again*
"People start calling me names. They called me things like, The Kiss Expert, and The Best Kisser in the World."
"How dark was it inside your mother's body?"
*Something spins around again again*
"Oh!"
"Barack Obama? More like Barack U-lala."
"But i'm glad that Quiet Michael, a man who was never born and has no lips, is here with us. He sounds nice."
"SIKE! The world doesn't have a bottom."
"This is a D1, a die that will always and only roll one number."
*Something does something*
"Haha!"
"Can i eat poop if i cook it first?"
"YES? WOHOHOHOO!!"
"Mmm."
"Let's cool down some water by boiling it."
"This is for you, it's a hot smile."
*kisses drawing*

[YAMMAS]

"if you smack two heavy metal balls together, *EUGH!*"

[qkx]

"Its a tie."

Michael you are so observant!

[-ThePep-]

*this video is beautiful, it changed my life.*

[DanielWindows]

0:06 But it tasted like *thaw** tha tha tha

[DinomegaX]

This is the most out-of-context thing I've ever seen

[alejandroamaraldelacruz]

Imagine learning answers to Life questions everytime you do the hokey pokey, that's his power

[imperialproductions]

There is no method vsause is just pure insanity

[ErieCSXguy]

Tasted like… tha tha tha
I want to know what tha tha tha tha tha tha tases like!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ryguy]

thank you so much vsauce is my inspiration, 7 never even knew 9 guys!!!!

[Zhe_Medic]

You all should watch Vsauce licking a fucking chair, and right after that, he shows a cheese slice that was inside his shirt. It's just too fucking random
Video: Do chairs exist? (5:00)

[UFOhuzzah]

this is implying that vsauce is ever in context