You Won't Believe How This Guy Tries to Prove Noah's Ark

On today's Tinfoil Tuesday Marty Leeds tries to convince us that Noah's Ark is a true story because of...astrology. You have to see this one to believe it.

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[alexisfox]

Wow, it's almost like humans in ancient times looked up at the sky and named arrangements of stars after things they invented in their stories to make it easier to remember bullet points for telling the stories over generations.

[tea_time_t]

"A crow is no different than a raven." I'm starting to see that science is not this man's strong point...

[AmirBrooks]

"Don't forget we gotta bring the leopards and the lynx"

I think he'll find Camelopardis is a giraffe, not a leopard. I guess after straining his brain with all those mental gymnastics, it's easy to confuse the two.

[BamaNick]

I like how doesn’t realize constellations were named by humans and not a name that came pre-packaged with the universe.

[Lux]

Oh bless his heart, I love how he uses the word "hemisphere" without a hint of irony. 😆

[DaveF.]

"What star-sign are you? "
"Dinosaur"
"What?"
"It's the one between unicorn and lizard.", points at random stars.
"You just made that up!"
"They're all made up."

[blitzwinters]

"Corvus means 'Crow' in Latin" - Okay, I'm with you so far. I don't know if it's actually true, but I'm willing to accept that. - "So, crow is no different than a raven." - THE FUCK IT ISN'T! They might be within the same family of birds, but they are very different. And I'm not even a bird person. Fuck.

[jnewcomb]

I feel sad. This guy has clearly spent a LOT of time thinking about this. Imagine what he could do if he read a non-fiction book.

[jay]

I had a guy in my house fixing my windows a few years ago.

He told me the reason people close to the equator have dark eyes, while people further north have blue eyes.

Apparently it's because the dark eyed people turned right when they got off the ark and the blue eyed ones went left. This guy was a grown man.

I just walked away in disbelief.

[mesmereyesthesimpleminded]

The number of times this man reveals his own idiocy is actually hilarious, he claims the earth is flat yet he shows an amazing example of the globe earth rotating, he UNIRONICALLY SAYS THAT A CROW AND A RAVEN ARE THE SAME ANIMAL, and says that the reason the piano is called the piano is bc 88/28=3.14 (which is false; the piano was originally called the pianoforte, which is Italian for "quiet-loud").

[paradanglers]

Cameleopardis is a giraffe not a leopard, would have loved to see his reaction when someone pointed that out to him!

[rob]

Piano it called Pi-ano because of pi. 🤣😂🤣
This guy is comedy gold.

[alexandrorocca]

As someone who speaks Italian, the idea that the piano is called after π made my jaw drop.
Fun fact about the ark: It didn't have any means of propulsion or a rudder. Noah could've sent flocks of birds to look for dry land, but he couldn't do anything to reach it.

[csabadns]

So, basically, The Flood, didn't happen on Earth, it happened in the sky? That's an interesting turn of events.

[stevewhite]

It was in part the ark story that turned me against religion, I was about 8 or 9, I live I Hull and I used to watch the ships being built and launched in Hessle boat yard, the ship builders were obviously highly skilled, that was apparent even to an 8 year old kid.
When the story of the ark was brought up I questioned the teacher about the ability of an old man and his untrained family to build such a massive ship, I was told to be quiet but I persisted and was thrown out of the class, that happened regularly after that, I realised a bit later that I was an atheist.

[iandavidson]

I have a question which I have never heard anyone ask before regarding Noah: Did no one else have a bloody boat back then?

[God_Is_An_Atheist]

"Your entire body is symmetrical"

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[Eirran]

I think Marty has left out the most important proof here: He said that Argo Navis was 28 times larger than the present largest constellation Hydra, but FORGOT to mention the obvious fact that that is the number of phalanges on the hands, just proving it is the hands of God at work here. How did you miss that one, Marty, oh dear, oh dear 😅

[kynkokytsumi]

I like the way it says "Opened THE window he had made" ... everything would be dead through ammonia poisoning

[zyxw]

It's called a "piano" because that's a short form for "pianoforte, " the original Italian name, which means "soft-strong."