Top 10 Funniest Disney Insults & Comebacks

Ouch! What a burn! We’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 insults and comebacks in Disney movies. For this list, we’ll be choosing the funniest or most biting remarks from any feature-length Disney animation. We’ve included insults like “You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man, And You Have My Pity” from “Toy Story” , “Gaston, You Are Positively Primeval” from “Beauty And The Beast”, “Rather Dangerous To Use One’s Entire Vocabulary In A Single Sentence” from “Oliver & Company” and more!

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[DrRank]

"Who's the funky-looking donkey over there?"
"That's Sven."
"Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?"

[MonkyPocks]

"Ladies do not start fights but they can finish them" is one of my favorite lines in any Disney movie.

[LABYYY]

“It’s looks awful!”
“That’s because it’s on you dear”
I DID NOT REMEMBER THAT OML 😂😂😂😂

[general_hayes]

Even more than you are a toy I always laugh my head off at "The word I'm searching for I can't say...because there's preschool toys present".

[maeflower]

"A girl back home is one like any other." "Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother" 😂😂

[orishoval]

How is “oh scar it’s just you, we thought it was someone important” not officially in the list

[UFBUtifuleyes]

Here's another one I love from The Jungle Book:
Baloo: I'm going to teach this kid all I know
Bagheera: That shouldn't take long!

[eliotnemec]

In the spanish version of Aladin he said "Not every day you see a donkey riding a horse" 😂😂

[thezonienthusiast]

Excuse me, where is-

*"Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest 'good' you are EVER gonna get!"*

[jasondavis]

Simba: Ya know, you're staring to sound like my father.

Nala: Good, at least one of us does.

[genevieveten]

"YOU. ARE. A. gets me every time xD

[TheTigerfan]

How about when Mr. Potato Head says "Look, I'm Picasso" and Ham says "I don't get it" and his response is "you uncultured swine!" that's pretty funny :P

[nicoschannelcangele]

I love when Scar says this "i'm sorrounded by idiots"

I gotta say that one of the funniest lines in any disney movie to me is when simba asks Scar "Uncle Scar, when i'm king, what will that make you?" to what he responds "A monkey's uncle", that line is delivered in such a monotone you can actually feel how annoyed Scar is by the kid haha anyway, nice list

[cosmothecreator]

I think the funniest one is from Mulan "the only girl who loves him is his mother"

[Eguzzisme]

There is a reason why Disney is always number 1. Their plots, their animation, and their dialogue is some of the best. Especially since these are animated films for children. They seem to always make sure that the adults who are taking the kids to the movies are entertained too.

[JStryker]

"What, were you raised in a barn?", says the guy who eats carrots out of his reindeer's mouth.

[KingsleyIII]

"Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!" from that same scene in Aladdin is also pretty good.
Also, I think when Esmeralda said "Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you!" to Phoebus after he said "You fight almost as well as a man." is better. Actually, there are a lot of good insults Esmeralda says, such as, to Frollo: "Then I believe we have crowned the wrong fool. The only fool I see is you!"

[Unovakid]

Watching Anna punch Hans in the face was so satisfying

[MarcioDAstrain]

Hercules: "Aren't you... a damsel in distress?"
Meg: “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.”