Logan Paul - No Handlebars Lyrics

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Logan is a 22 year old kid living in Los Angeles. Who make comedy vids, travel a lot, he has a pretty colorful parrot named Maverick and a savage dog named Kong. This is his life.

[gachaasian]

-I can ride your girl with no handlebars-
*I can steal your song with no second thoughts*

[Plututo]

Mum can we get handlebars?
No we have handlebars at home.
Handlebars at home:

[de_light]

i feel like i heard this a long time ago...

[catski_]

Logan took my childhood with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars

[FromRussia_With_Love]

I love that Flobots responded to this and fucking annihilated Logan Paul.

[theafterparty]

my childhood got stolen with no handlebars

[leebowen]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive!
And I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause, look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
Alive!
In such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed of their lacerations
Have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike without handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

[liammurray]

*I can steal your song with no handlebars*

[carolinew]

I finally understand what this mean when this came out I didn’t really know 😂

[KRLLXX]

Everyone: the songs stolen. Me: enjoying the song

[papychull]

i can steal your song with no remorse
with no remorse
with no remorse

[haydenstewart]

after 3 years of not listening to this it’s STILL in my head

[mckenliebelle]

when you realize logan paul stole a song from the Flobots

[peteryvesclement]

Glad Japan and KSI set this man straight- 100% don’t miss the old Logan.
As for I have no idea how that guy can be helped.

[jakebateman]

THUMBS UP IF YOU'D WILLINGLY LET LOGAN PAUL RIDE YOUR GIRL WITH NO HANDLEBARS

[Rose_Bride]

This is physically painful. The original _Handlebars, _ (by Flobots) actually MEANT something. It wasn't "just" some soulless, empty pop song, but a passionate commentary on corruption, power, and how innocence and good intentions can become warped (among other things). Logan took this song and turned it into just another mainstream song about booty popping and sex. 😑

[kosmo]

i can completely steal and capitalise off your really incredible song without giving any recognition, acknowledgement or royalties to the actual intelligible and rightful owners of the intellectual property with no handlebars

[songforizabella]

WHY WAS I OVSESSED WITH THIS SONG WHEN I WAS SEVEN WHAT THE 💀💀😭

[jazzy]

My favorite part is the, la da da da part.

[isopodch.]

he just took flobots' actual music. look up "handle your bars" and its fire