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Hello Boys and Girls. In this video I’m going to be showing you how to give yourself a cold. So lather up your luffa’s with some hot soapy water and let’s get sick. Let’s talk about Let’s talk about how to give yourself a cold, how to catch a cold. Can you give yourself a cold? Can someone give their self a cold? Here are three ways.

WAY # 1: WALK AROUND BAREFOOT
This first way to give yourself a cold is to walk around barefoot. Walk outside barefoot. Take those socks off and be one of those creeps who doesn’t wear any footwear. Come on. Those aren’t shoes, those are foot prisons. Am I right? If the weather is cold even better. Walk outside on the sidewalks without any shoes. Your cold is gonna be huuuuge!

WAY # 2: HANG AROUND A LOT OF POEPLE
This second way to give yourself a cold, is to hang around a lot of people. So find out where people are and go there. If you live in a city, perfect. Go downtown if you live in a small town. Right, you got a bunch of family around, chances are, one of them’s catching the flu. Go hang around people. Be around the air they’re breathing in. You’re gonna catch something alright, it’s inevitable. It’s like the law of cold catching.

WAY # 3: BAD HYGIENE
This third and final way I’ll show you how to give yourself a cold is, don’t be hygienic. Don’t wash your hands and be touching everything. You know how in the hospital they’re always like oh, wash your hands. Even in school, they’re like, always wash your hands. Never wash your hands, okay. Be touching all the light switches, be pulling all the door handles, be high-fiving everyone, don’t wash your hands after you do your business in the rest room, just don’t tell anyone about that. You are a germ warehouse.

Now that you know how to give yourself a cold, go ahead and give yourself an animated logo okay. Five-hundred dollars off of your first logo animation, and these are professionally animated logos. The link to the website and the five hundred dollar off coupon are in the description. Stay classy guys. I’ll see you in the next video. Peace.

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[Lightner]

I love your videos you are the best youtuber ever can you pin this commet

[teddytae]

Why do I always get sick on weekends but never get sick on school days ;-;

[limonade]

you’re the worst influence ever and i love it😂😂

[_dylanbro]

This would work if it my immune system wasnt as strong as the U.S Military

[zalexmegafan]

oh my gosh, thank you so much! i love being sick, hot long baths, naps, soup, TV all day. love it! im weird...

[lox]

"Go around people and you'll catch something" catches STD

[Darkariya]

Me: Yes finally I can skip school
Immune system: Let's see about that

[annaferman]

“Be around a lot of people”
My social Anxiety: I think tf not-

[mericaahhhhhh]

Instructions unclear-
Ended up with the coronavirus

[davidjerkovic]

"Don't wash your hands"

*Corona: I've been waiting for this my entire career*

[noraeisenman]

“go around people” **cries in introvert**

[pinkduckie]

"Touch Everything"
**Starts rubbing computer screen**

[iehwjwbhwyshe]

Im trying to skip school to not do a presentation // this was two years ago get over it people

[exoticdirtt]

Who else is trying to stay home from school

[josieweber]

I hope I’m not the only one trying to get out of school. Every morning my teacher checks out temperature and asks if we have a sore throat, cough, or runny nose. Love it

[joelkawiraOfficial]

Lather up your lufah's with some hot soapy water, and let's get cold! Share your success stories, or failures, or whatever else you'd like :) You like my new logo?

[Domo_]

The fact that we try to self-induce sickness just to get ourselves rest from school is kinda crazy.

[rebeccareisdorf]

“Go around people”

But that’s what I’m trying to get away from

[oklizoco]

Then how come I can’t catch a boyfriend

[abbyisawesome]

How ironic.. Before I watched this an ad popped up for "Anti-Cold Medications" XD