Has this ever happened to anyone…ever?

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[ScottStokelyDG]

So Adrianna knows I love bacon so when she found precooked, snack bacon at the store, she bought some and held onto it for just such an emergency. Seriously!

[Chris.Davies]

I think the fact that chatoyance exists in some quarter-sawn woods shows we are not in a simulation.
Because you don't simulate everything in a simulation. Just what needs to be simulated.

On a totally different note: any woman who buys pre-cooked bacon and keeps it in their handbag for their man is most definitely a keeper, and an extremely high-quality human being!

[adamolsen]

Born and raised in Illinois and frequent the Morton to play rounds of disc golf. My best friend who introduced me to the phenomenal sport of disc golf years ago had to relocate to the area for his job. I've had plenty of fond memories playing rounds down there with my brother from another mother but have never had the experience of someone coming to the rescue like your woman. If this is a glitch in the simulation then I'd play that on "repeat" Mr. Stokely. A dream worth living 👍😆. Best of luck at Ledgestone sir!

[hoff]

"there's bacon in my purse."

"No, it's gone. I smelled it and ate it an hour ago."

[kevinchiles]

Make sure to give big props to her for having your back, cause wow that she is so on top of the game.

[danaparker]

Emergency Purse bacon 🥓!! I’m going to check that out

[skyskimmer]

She is a winner! She is a keeper!
Purse bacon for the win!
Good luck out there today, Scott!

[richparks]

It's NOT a well known fact, but all purse linings are made of bacon, all that bacon people are bringing home, has got to go some where. If she has the gift of gab, that coincides with "chewing the fat" another bacon related phrase.

[richparks]

I don't know why you're even eating before Northwoods Black, it's going to be coming back up soon anyway. Don't you know that famous poem by Sideshow BOBert DeFrosted? "The Northwoods (Blk) are NOT so and deep, but I have BS Par-promises to keep, and miles to go while I weep."

[leonitis]

A woman with bacon in her purse for emergencies like this is a woman worth keeping bu your side. . . Caue shell have bacon 😄😄😄

[driftlessminds]

Women steal stuff all the time Scott... Can you guess why my Woman's purse smells like seafood? I can.. she stole 🦐🦐🦐 from the buffet to bring home.. it amazes me people do stuff like this.. but whatever..