How To Make A Potion To Get Spider Powers

If you’d like spidey powers like Peter Parker, AKA Peter Spiderman, then here’s a potion you can make yourself at home.

First take your cauldron and coat the outside in lard for protection.

Then clear the room of evil forces using burning sage.

Next pour 14.2 centimetres of water into your cauldron.

And drop in one ripened household cherry.

Then a 12cm length of pontipride cobweb.

You’ll next need to add a catalyst to your potion, I’m using this radioactive plutonium rod.

Put the lid on your cauldron and wait for the cauldron to vibrate violently and then remove the lid and inhale the toxic fumes.

Your powers should start instantly and you can use them to make the world a better place by shooting web from your wrists like a spider and climbing walls.