If Super Mario Bros Had a Hostage Negotiator

There's only one person in the Mushroom Kingdom equipped to deal with princess kidnappings: Frank Rizzoli.

Geek out with us...

[lukebrewder]

"I'm on your side" ~ Frank Rizzoli. Truer words have never been spoken.

[Thepopcornator]

Well the princess is definitely in another castle now.

[skyzuray]

so THAT'S why she's always in another castle

[jpkurihara]

Can we get a sequel where the negotiator is tied to a pole and having the shit beaten out of him?

[MelodyMix]

I *REALLY* hate the hostage negotiator -.-

[THENemesisXX]

Aww i wanted to see Mario beat the shit out of that guy.

[andrewowens]

Why do we have a trained professional when we have Chef Boyardee?

[rick_]

Frank Rizzoli was later fired from his job as a negotiator after his failed attempt at rescuing the princess and a later lawsuit from Mario and Princess Peach over allegations of Racism and incompetence.

[randompersononytig]

He’s the worst hostage negotiator ever

[mysteria]

There should be a second segment of this in which Mario gets his revenge.

[Dracomut]

(A toad walks out of the castle)
Sorry Frank, but the hostage is in another castle!
Frank: wait... You mean I blew millions just on a fake hostage?!
Mario: Should have let me handle it but noooo... And you are going to be hearing from my lawyer about that mace!

[orangeinferno]

“Yeah, why use a trained professional, when we got chef Boyardee here?!”


I died

[etazeta]

Plot twist: there was a tracker on the plane, and only enough fuel for one trip, so the Feds could ambush Bowser when he landed, and he wouldn’t be able to escape

[dawkshangout]

Question...HOW DID THAT GUY BECOME A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR I COULD DO BETTER AND I WORK AT WALMART!!!

[thomashunt]

twist ending: the hostage negotiator is actually Luigi wanting to have the spotlight

[danielpryce]

Me: *deep breath*
"Okay! How about the next video we see the ever living snot beat out of that miserable excuse for a character."

[johnbailey]

Everybody keeps saying how much they hate the hostage negotiator.



*That's the correct reaction.*

[Critiqu]

I'd love to see a game where Peach gets so fed up with her inadequate "heros" that she learns self defense and beats the shit out of everything that moves.

[bartsimpsongoatbootleg]

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only person that found the Negotiator to be so forcefully unlikable, he is just, completely annoying.

[Sjono]

If Mario is such an expert why does Peach keep getting kidnapped? He's no better than the negotiator