This Halloween, Don't Give Your Weed Away

You know better. Keep it to yourself. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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[Shaddowkhan]

Regular gummies $3.59 Pot gummies $20. Don't worry no one is making that mistake.

[telectronix]

"They don't need it, they already have imaginations and bright outlooks on the world."

now I feel sad.

Time for some special candy.

[evilgingero_o]

Ain't no stoners giving their gummies away to the local rugrats.

[GildaLee]

IF ONLY cannabis candies were sold for $4/bag.

[max_feels]

No one’s giving away their weed for free....

[Opus]

"That's Daddy's candy."

Creates a whole new meaning of 'The Candyman'...

[Ofdensen]

Lol Dude is stoned playing Mario off an emulator on a laptop... Most relatable shit I've seen on this show.

[redbarchetta]

"Be smart and bogart."

Words to live by. :)

[fastnbulbouss]

Lucky kids I was young on Halloween all we got was razor blades and needles in our treats.

[Sarcasticron]

I always like to spend at least a couple thousand dollars on candy for strangers' children. Pot gummies, bicycles, Playstations, and scotch are all great treats. A plastic bottle of scotch of course, since this is for the children.

[Mortiis]

I remember DARE told us drug dealers would be on every street corner just looking for kids to give free samples to. I’m 40 and I still haven’t gotten free drugs yet. Even from my dealer I’ve got stuff from for 10 years. Bastard still makes me pay!

[batgurrl]

The tragedy of having no way to get high at Thanksgiving pretty much says it all.
Stephen’s opening pieces are hilarious 😮

[danderson]

As expensive as edibles are, NOBODY is just giving that mess out for free.

[tylerleggett]

How is this a thing every year? How hasn't there at least one stoner in a newsroom over the years who speaks up and squashes this myth? As a consumer of cannabis, I would never waste my stash giving it to kids. The supply is expensive!

[themechanic]

Lemme tell you guys since no one seems to be able to

No One is giving their Weed away for free.

Trust me on This, I've done the research.

[hunterkiller]

Free samples of drugs is a fantasy story. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.

[treering]

Do they not know what those candies cost? Yeah, I’m going to give mine away. How dumb

[ingridfong-daley]

"My weed's away, My weed's away
My weed's away, , my weed's away...

In my pantry, my great big pantry
There's gummies on the shelf
You'll come scarin' but i'm not sharin'
These gummies on my shelf

my weed is all away.
gotta save it for
Thanks-giving Day..."


I'm out of gummies tonight, actually. But I live in Michigan, so maybe I'll just go trick-or-treating and hope nobody local was watching Colbert.

[justrosy]

A PSA you don't even have to be high to appreciate. Well done!

[SpaceForceCommander]

Yes, make sure you confiscate it from your kids, for their own safety, of course.